wrote this for @SlackjawHumor about everything that is happening, has happened, and will ever happen. i’m pretty sure i did all that basically perfectly but feel free to yell at me if you disagree, i can totally definitely for sure take it
https://t.co/JwNFrmsVy2
"I’m a hard worker and don’t take up any space. At the home, I regularly folded my body into an empty twenty-eight-ounce Marzano tomato can to escape the other Alfreds. I slept in the oven for fourteen years and shared it with Alfred Watch-Out-He-Bites."
https://t.co/yVQQ5oVvya
i put my two favorite motifs (illiteracy and boats) into an article and now it’s in @mcsweeneys! this is nonfiction, i saw it in a dream
https://t.co/sJwdz47WX6
There is nothing funnier to me than Republican "Worth Morgan for County Mayor" signs in front of Million Dollar homes with the slogan,
"We Deserve Better."
Shoutout to second year @EnglishMemphis MFA student & lead @pinchjournal Poetry Editor @cxe_black for winning Rattle’s 2022 Chapbook Prize!🎉🎉 https://t.co/KjdNtClhuV
This is the kind of thing that if every voter in Tennessee saw it, it might actually cost her her seat in congress. If you want the voters there to know the truth about their senator, please share far and wide.
We'd love for you to join us on April 8th for a party at @novelmemphis to celebrate the release of issue 42.1!
We'll have an amazing lineup of writers reading their work from the journal, food, and drinks!
The way that a Black woman in America can be as highly, hyper educated, intelligent, elegant, skilled, experienced and qualified as KBJ and still be treated like this by white men on national television. It's not even symbolic. It's a glaring body of evidence.
Swing by our booth (756), take a picture, and tweet it at us it with #AWPinch to be entered into a drawing for a a Pinch goodie bag and free submission to The Pinch Literary Awards or Page Prize!!
Guess what? I sold a book!
My debut novel, Eli Harpo's Adventure to the Afterlife, will be published by @AlgonquinBooks. Thanks to @RachelLudwig19 and @_abbymuller! Can't wait to send Eli out into the world! 😜
Hey Writer Twitter, if you know of talented students who haven’t heard back from programs but deserve to study w/ a serious, good-hearted faculty & cohort, please send them our way!
$2000 prize for Pinch Literary Awards in Poetry and Fiction
$1000 prize in Page Prize.
Publication in The Pinch
The chance to have your work read by our amazing judges.
Need we say more? Shine up those submissions, because we can't wait to read them!
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