MOriah

live by the sun. love by the moon.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

someone take me to see celine dion. thanks in advance.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

the amount of sweat i produce on a leg day is unreal

[MOriah @moriahsue]

complain when my dog isn’t near me. complain when my dog won’t leave me alone.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

does anyone else’s dog door bell ditch them with the back door or just mine?

[MOriah @moriahsue]

@J_DIESEL08 @matthewwells22 oops. how illiterate of me. i forgot papi begins with a p

[MOriah @moriahsue]

@J_DIESEL08 @matthewwells22 but you’re a j..

[MOriah @moriahsue]

if my face could not break out, ever, that would be pretty stellar.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

i only snap @Rgates88 when i’m going potty.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

@nichole_fontana you need help

[MOriah @moriahsue]

if you can afford a corvette, you can afford to tip.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

@BrenRenn wait but i misssss you physically

[MOriah @moriahsue]

accidental hiatus. don’t worry the three people that read my tweets, i’m back.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

i spent so much money at mobaak and i ain’t even mad.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

@Ohhh_Alyssa those look normal for you.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

@Ohhh_Alyssa first off. where’d your hair go

[MOriah @moriahsue]

someone take me to endless shrimp.

[MOriah @moriahsue]

how does corn grow so damn fast