Morgan

chronically exhausted she/her

[Morgan @moriedee]

@falloutboy 14 year old me didn’t scrawl the entire lyrics to Hum Hallelujah onto her school vocabulary book for you not to play it live (please)

[Morgan @moriedee]

@MidnightOkapi @rachihc @torbalderson What about Enchanted?

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[the loudest woman this town has ever seen 🍉 @kyliejustine]

Rachel Held Evans would have had good words for today.

[IT GETS WEIRD @IGWPodcast]

This is so important. Thank you for putting into words what so many of us are feeling.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

People are incredible. I love them.

[Morgan @moriedee]

@Mythical Some people are entirely too upset about this

[Morgan @moriedee]

@DropBearRescue @Mythical Have you not been around for Rhett’s rants before? It’s meant to be funny.

[nat @sharpobjects]

life was so much simpler when orange is the new black released every summer and everyone simply binge watched the entire season in a day together

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Behold, a man!!!!

[Morgan @moriedee]

@NikkieTutorials I just feel like a beauty blender takes FOREVER and I’m always putting on my foundation in a rush 💀

[Morgan @moriedee]

@aledduck @Mythical But they do pretty much always have something that’s legitimately off-putting with like brains or blood or whatever!

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Now Presenting: Good Mythical Morning with Rhett & Link & Link

[Morgan @moriedee]

@Mythical Growing up evangelical still makes my knee jerk reaction that we would be deemed “evil.” Husband think we would be deemed good because we have so much opportunity for evil, but have managed to do some beautiful good. What do you guys think? #earbiscuits

[Morgan @moriedee]

@Mythical Husband and I have had this discussion several times. If aliens were out there, and they had the power to decide whether or not they were going to destroy us or not based on if we were good or evil as a species. What would happen when they tallied up every deed humans had done?

[Morgan @moriedee]

@captainsourwolf Straight up they are everything I aspire to be

[Morgan @moriedee]

@Mythical I never use Twitter and opened it just to let you know when I learned what the old woman was listening to I screamed out loud in my car. Truly her best life #earbiscuits

[lil nugget @jenbretty]

I can’t relate to people not wanting to wear masks I love hiding my face like you can hide your acne, your ugly and everything under it. Why would you not want to wear it???