MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻

Father | Software Engineer | Cat Lady

[MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻 @mork___]

Amazing 😂 http://t.co/9o58G90LOA

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

If I'm making a cup of tea for someone and they ask for sugar, I use a third less sugar than requested. They shouldn't be having sugar in their tea as adults.

[Pandimensional Degens @Pandimensionals]

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[MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻 @mork___]

@lisa_letters OkBoomr?

[MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻 @mork___]

What’s the most useful thing in JavaScript and why is it console.table?

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

My daughter just told me 1 plus 1 is 11. I think shes going to be a JS dev

[MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻 @mork___]

@garyvee 🤞

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[MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻 @mork___]

@deanpcmad Use cloudfront if you’re already using s3

[Wez @Big_Wezza]

Remember watching Art Attack when you was a kid and Neil would be like "You'll need this, that and some of this" Like my house was fucking B&Q

[John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 @JohnRMoffitt]

An anti-vaxxer Venn Diagram.

#math
#ImSoVenn

[crab @dmndeyes]

Every time I see ads for this movie

[MÖRK 👨🏽‍💻 @mork___]

So I’ve spent the past 2 evenings (ish) pulling my hair out on a fun app project thinking the local SQLite database is returning rubbish query data and it turns out I used “{}” instead of “()” in the bloody map function of my table renderer 😭 #TypeScript #ReactNative

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

A masterclass in how to play it cool when your Intellectual Property is used without your permission.

[Code to Conduit @CodeToConduit]

Software developers when the code runs on the first try.

[Jasper @jaspermather26]

Its honestly the most underwhelming let down thing you can experience in life. They play YNWA on maximum volume on the PA system and hope the scarfs cover it up. Followed by 90 minutes of nothing.

[The Office of Glynn Again🦖🦕 Chief Dino Wrangler @crustilye]

i have never seen anything like this..think the fence has alittle design flaw

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

[my murder trial]

me: he said ‘staycation’ to describe a holiday in the uk your honour

judge: you're free to go

me: [fist-bumps jury on the way out]