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Watching @jamieoliver on the telly and he’s Listing his ingredients but leaving out the expensive oils to keep it under a fiver.

Cheers Jamie, just bought a car for a quid, I mean I’ve only priced the dust caps but same thing mate

Utter bollox

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No flights over the North East of England and nothing taking off, what’s happening

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What’s happening at Newcastle Airport? Runways closed, ice problems, it’s only -1c here

Flights diverted yesterday, now we’re sat on a plane and going nowhere, no flights overhead and it’s weird

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Source tells me that Liverpool have messed up with PSR and the Salah issue is a smokescreen to inflate his value for a sale in the January window.

Starting to make sense now

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Brilliantly said @SkyAdamSmith

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

"There is, and only ever will be, one Ricky Hatton."

Boxing commentator Adam Smith giving an emotional eulogy at Ricky Hatton's funeral today 🎙️

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Worst organised event I’ve ever been to here at the @StadiumOfLight @EnglandRugby should be ashamed of this shit show, fans queuing for 30 mins to get in, no sinage, volunteer workers haven’t got a clue. @SunderlandAFC

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@APATBillShep Scousers commenting on people’s appearance again, you’d think you’d have learned last night

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@TheRealUTD_fan What? Liverpool are a cartel club, untouchable

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@UberUKI_Support There’s no section there at all that has support for my query, hence I’m asking here

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@UberUKI_Support @UberEats

Hey; no idea where to ask or use on the app for help, but how do riders join wellhub? My email isn’t registered with them and I want to get fit using the gym access, but how on earth do we do it?

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@YewChooba @KiMcGuinness Why would she care, she doesn’t live here

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@UberUKI_Support Just in the interests of transparency and to show how little they actually help, they’re both now private messaging me with the same broken support links.

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@UberUKI_Support Yep, it’s the best support ever, who regulates this stuff?

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@UberUKI_Support Good one!!!!!

This is the level of “support” us drivers get, it’s abysmal.

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@UberUKI_Support

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@UberUKI_Support This doesn’t work, there’s absolutely nothing in the support and help pages that can do anything, live chat can’t help and I’m frozen out

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@trit0ps What did you end up booking?

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Which Ed Sheeran is performing in Abu Dhabi tonight, him or his lookalike? If so, who’s in London?

Imagine his lookalike is playing in Abu and is miming his way through whilst the real ones at the boxing #boxing #EubankBenn

@edsheeran @KSI @ishowspeedsui @MatchroomBoxing

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@JnathanN @nufcupdates9 I was there when he said those words, at the book launch by Pete Graves.

He explained that he didn’t want to jinx the amazing improvement we had and he would come back for a game once we had won a trophy. All to do with superstition

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Messing small businesses about should be a crime, don’t be a dick!