karl anthony townes van zandt

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@AngelaBelcamino You look like shit

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@gowonzer this is what it’s like to have bangs

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@Criterion @am_cinematheque Please get woahvicky in there

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@mcstardently it’s just about proximity to power

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@lumpen_princess I’m on this shit and can for once eat what I enjoy without weird feelings and have more time and evil money to spend on cool stuff like painting my new long fingernails instead of alcohol but go off!!!!!

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@grace_roso this makes me wanna fight

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@Shameron__ @FireflyAllie @crulge what is the context? I say “gotta blast” in a jimmy neutron way and that is fun and exciting to me.

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@JUNlPER @Glinner every time I see an evil tweet I’m scared for a second and then remember it’s just cause u brutally ratioed

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@stephsecretwit Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner.

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@emeriticus In 9th grade in 2005 my biology teacher showed us a PowerPoint about her premature baby as scientific evidence that abortion should be illegal.

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@RespectfulMemes

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@offbeatorbit I can’t wait for them to be like 29 years old

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@takeyourzoloft what an awful sentiment 🫶

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@ViceApologist yeah it would be so ODD if a guy who loves Ayn Rand and Mel Gibson were somehow fascist

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@hareskin nah this ruined my life in high school

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@iUsedToBeADuck Ceo of a new government in India

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@lohanisgod went to college w her. girlie ate a lot fries and was meeeeeeean. parked wherever.

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@MUGLERMIND Ok I hate Chanel but I used to be a model agent and this is not crazy or specific to Virginie by any means. She probably just didn’t get the casting ever again so she’s bitter 🥴

[karl anthony townes van zandt @mormondopechick]

@SylviaPlathBot let’s turn that oven up

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@willystaley bacon is bogo at my stop n shop rn