Sadistic Mortician

Lover of the Macabre. Part time creep, full time Mortuary student and worker. 20. 🖤✨🪦💀🔪 Happy stalking~💕

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Posted up looking cute for my friends 💕🥰

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

I love seeing mutuals from my hometown pop up on my tl because if I personally know them and they spout some bullshit I can tell it’s cap

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Cute my hair. And hide my blonde. But this stye poppled up and I hate life. Was just feeling pretty again too am

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

My body can’t hold down food or I’m just super sensitive to throwing up with my meds like I felt a STRAWBERRY SEED in my throat and lost my quesadilla... it was good af too just not the second time 🥲

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

@baszolud She is a woman that has known me since 16 but I will take your opinion into consideration

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Why does my teacher want my help I’m stupid someone end me

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

@leftovertuna_ MEN AINT SHIT!!!

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Tell me why my mom looks like Reese Witherspoon and I look like a drowned rat cmon now

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

@dazedsofar I cry when they do this they the realest

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Cmon miss girl this isn’t fair looking like Malibu Barbie and I got dishwater blonde hair I dye black because I’m mad I’m not naturally platinum

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Does my speech professor hate me or is it that I only speak about topics that everyone is annoyed over?

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

@ropebottom Definitely my feet

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

All I wanna do is go to the beach and eat oysters and be happy fat drunk In the sun

[the peepee flowers @ThePaperFlowers]

the paper flowers is still together and shidding and pissing and cumming

[GW @G_wuapbaby]

If your parents gifted you a whole car just stfu rn 🤣

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

@honeysweetiebby happy birthday one of my best ghoul friends I know I’m late but I’m grateful to have you in my life 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[Sadistic Mortician @mormonsimulator]

Catching a case for tryna beat a bitch up in the Trader Joe’s parking lot for almost running my ass over while I’m in A CROSS WALK