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Morne Jonker
@mornejonker
Petrol head. All views are my own.
Pretoria, South Africa
Joined September 2010
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Coded a funny thing today while we were having some burgers and beers, see how low your flyover can go
https://t.co/BPanOlVV5L
I don’t know what all the hype is about. My Airlink flight was actually quite boring. 🥱
Changed my carrier to Airlink for tomorrow’s flight. I want see what all the excitement is about.
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