Simon Turner

Software Developer working with Python, reducing the carbon footprint of heating. Love history, games, books, making stuff. Bi 🏳‍🌈. He/him.

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

Join a union

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

Watching @wendoverpro in Wendover
#jetlagthegameisonmyphone #confusedsam

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

We should expect better of our railways and ticketing should "feel fair" to most people

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

The thing with this whole discussion around delay repay/refunds is that Trainline could certainly add a button to take you to the right operator's delay repay form, and the app shows when the train is delayed/cancelled so they do "know" that info too

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

It's also not that unreasonable I think to imagine a world where you are automatically refunded/paid for a train you bought a ticket for that was cancelled/delayed, especially as with etickets being scanned the operator should be able to find out if you used the ticket

[𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐤 (𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧) @Aurumek_]

Today is my birthday (turning 27), which is the only time that I ask for a retweet 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

[Cornwall Resists @CornwallResists]

⛵️ Join the flotilla against the Bibby! Date and time tbc. ⛵️

Do you have access to a boat, a kayak, or a paddle board? Then come join our flotilla and take action against the Bibby Stokholm refugee prison ship leaving Falmouth.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Average US scandal: Republican candidate Augustus Hitler was revealed to be the Bridgeport Child Strangler. He underperformed Trump by 3%

Average UK scandal: Labour MP Mimsy Porpington once ate strawberry icecream without a licence, causing Labour to lose the next 7 elections

[Mary Oliver Bot @MaryOliver_Bot]

You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.

[☆ ʟ ʏ ꜱ ☆ @inkviral00]

Reposting this wonderful explanation found on reddit that accurately sums up the glaring issues with NFTs from someone who is way smarter than me.

Question was "what's the reason for all the NFT hate?"

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

@Blayzeing It's time to replace the wii controls with a table of Bananas and wires

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

@ZodiusInfuser Did you turn your warp core light into a USB powered actual warp core?

[Shivaji Shiva @ShivajiShivaLaw]

Nice one @PrivateEyeNews …

[BCTGM International @BCTGM]

Full statement 👉 https://t.co/MFBJaEV2lH

#KelloggsStrike

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

@morrabgames Choo choo *does train hand movements*

[Mayor of Greater Manchester @MayorofGM]

📣 Today, Andy and Bev are launching the new campaign video.

The campaign is aimed at men and boys to challenge problematic behaviours and tackle the sexual harassment of women and girls in public spaces.

#IsThisOK?

Watch it here 👇

[Simon Turner @morphashark]

@SheffMHG I found this really helpful, thanks for posting :)