morrigan

for shits & giggles

[morrigan @morriganbrad]

dating a skinny guy is all fun and games until u take em to cedar point & they slip out the ride

[ishan @wityagirlfriend]

starting pilates tomorrow #vsfashionshow

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

too many losers not enough people telling them they’re losers.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Good news fellas my wife got more throw pillows for our bed that I get to take off and on every day

[morrigan @morriganbrad]

every time harlie asked why daddy needed to go to work i’d tell her it was so he can make money & now she thinks his job is to make coins

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

[morrigan @morriganbrad]

out of 5 bets the only one i got right was the gatorade color 🫡

[bum @BattleRapBum]

money on the line mo

[morrigan @morriganbrad]

i want subway but just a sub with lettuce, cheese & ranch

[pris @pwiscila]

[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

pregnancy is crazy u really come home wit someone u don’t know wit no teeth

[໊ @wynrosei]

a toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know

[Dooo @The_Dooo]

You’re telling me a crab gooned in this rag

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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