William Morte

Master baker, super daddy and suffering united fan.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[William Morte @mortey69]

@currys #CurrysSwitch2 Tom Nook

[Stirling Council @StirlingCouncil]

⚠️ The Met Office has issued a rare red weather warning for very strong winds for southern parts of the Stirling Council area due to #stormeowyn.

The warning will be in effect from 10am to 5pm tomorrow (24 January), with very dangerous conditions and signification disruption expected.

According to the Met Office, winds could reach 100mph in exposed areas and there could be a risk to life due to flying debris, power cuts and damage to buildings.

Police Scotland has urged people to avoid any form of travel in areas impacted by the red warning, with very dangerous driving conditions and significant delays anticipated.

Please continue to follow Police Scotland's travel advice: https://t.co/NGVHF4JbYx

As a result of the extreme weather conditions, there will be disruption to a wide range of council services.

On Friday (24 January):

➡️ All schools and nurseries will be closed. Families will also be contacted directly about this and any specific learning arrangements.
➡️ All scheduled bin collections will be suspended. Please do not present your bin for collection and ensure it is safely secured. We will provide an update on affected collections as soon as possible.
➡️ All of our Household Waste and Recycling Centres will be closed.
➡️ All council libraries, buildings (including Customer First), community centres and venues will be closed. Those who have made bookings for council facilities will be contacted directly.
➡️ All council car parks will be closed
➡️ All burial services will be cancelled - families will have already been contacted directly by funeral directors about this.
➡️ All Registrar services will be cancelled.
➡️ The Peak and Stirling Sports Village will be closed.
➡️ The C60 bus service will be suspended. Please check with operators about the availability local bus services with disruption expected.
➡️ The Park and Ride Services at Castleview and Springkerse will be suspended.
➡️ Care at home house visits will take place when it is safe to do, prioritising the most vulnerable. If you have vulnerable neighbours, and if it is safe for you to do so, please check in on them.

For updates on all council services affected by Storm Eowyn: https://t.co/He3SsiyAPU

In the event of any power outages that affect you or somebody you know, please call 105 for support from SSEN.

Our roads and land services teams will be closely monitoring the road network to remove any fallen debris, and the council is working alongside local and national resilience partnerships that have been stood up to respond to the situation.

Multiple other weather warnings are also in place for the council area, including amber warnings for wind between 6am tomorrow and 6pm on Saturday, and a yellow warning for snow covering northern parts of the council area between 6am tomorrow and midnight.

A further yellow warning for wind is in place on Saturday until 3pm that covers the whole of the council area as the challenging weather conditions continue deep into the weekend.

Other key links and resources:

Latest weather warnings advice: https://t.co/1us1JSpe9R

Traffic and travel updates: https://t.co/OFlPrg8Mr2

Updates on train services: https://t.co/lzUj0JuRSj

Useful advice on how to prepare for and recover from storms, can be found on the Ready Scotland website: https://t.co/MW13rAlO9W

[William Morte @mortey69]

@trussliz It was hilarious. What isn't funny is how much you fucked up the country and still get paid for it.

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@DragonZ06568306 @WWEgames @WWE2k24 Same problem

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@MrSantiZap The rock was there to watch.

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@ResiEvilCentral Onimusha

[William Morte @mortey69]

@RSentinels @TCMF2 I need resistance now. The multiplayer on the second game was so underrated huge numbers in a map

[William Morte @mortey69]

@DrainBamager Reminds me of his better days

[William Morte @mortey69]

Cheers @JDSports. Can't even take it into my nearest shop and exchange it.

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@FabrizioRomano

[William Morte @mortey69]

@Bub3m16 It went on too long it should have concluded at summerslam. Instead we got a weird Ronda match.

[William Morte @mortey69]

@MilkyLazarus Mines is struggling

[William Morte @mortey69]

@AndiLDN50 @zavvi I have same problem. Its on back order would you like to cancel. So reply to cancel then i get reply from zavvi sorry we cant cancel.

[William Morte @mortey69]

@actionjaxon666 @SKWrestling_ Undertaker has done it for years.

[William Morte @mortey69]

@SKWrestling_ Hmmmm but the undertaker has been doing it since the 90s

[William Morte @mortey69]

@insomniacgames Unfortunately not resistance 4 cos you havent made it yet 😭