Mortimer 100 Relay

We may not be legit race directors, but we try to play them on 3/25/23

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Prolly going to hire this crew for my new show: Talk Mortimer to Me:

https://t.co/OPAFkSrr76

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Dammit. The trails. But y’all knew what RC meant.

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To my Mortimerians,
While RC still can’t bring himself to officially cancel the 6th running of the World’s Hill(Bill)iest Relay just yet, there’s a pretty good chance that it’s not in the cards for 2025. Wilson Creek, especially the trials, are goat f’d.

Stay tuned.

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Pictures from Mortimer & Edgemont: https://t.co/MrIYwobEMa

This shit is unreal.

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Unbelievable what has happened to WNC. Edgemont & Mortimer were not unharmed. Thanks to Kodak for sharing.

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My guy Wes w/ A Clean Wilson Creek is going to need help w Edgemont & Mortimer community cleanup. Not immediately but soon. Keep in touch w/ him here:

https://t.co/QHBUWkL3kL

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@GlobeMtnMadMan @F3IronPax @f3boone Also thanks x2.
Greenwood folk rule.

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🚨 Calling all PAX looking to Help #hurricanehelene 🚨

@slaughterF3 is hauling supplies up to @SamaritansPurse in @f3boone from local drop off at:

1805 Industrial Center Circle Charlotte NC 28213

List of needs courtesy of @iverson_F3 direct from the PAX of @KeystoneF3

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@gsmsteven Mortimer Life > Salt life

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Sup

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🧀 🐐

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TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION 🧀

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@bart_walker @jvroseborough @BrianJodice 3.8.25

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Yo @jvroseborough & @BrianJodice you’re definitely being shunned until you hit the Tater Hole, Yeller Buck, & the Knob for Mortimer 100.

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Poetry

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2024 Goals accomplished:
- 14,000 ft of gain
- random start (Waffle House challenge)
- essentially invite only, micro-relay

Bros from @F3IronPax @F3Omaha @f3boone @f3ncfoothills @F3Gastonia have permanent invites. Rest of yall are subject to screening requirements. 👀 Metro

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Always Mortimer Season

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Great to see our friends from @F3Omaha again.

Training for @mortimerrelay 2025 begins now.

We ❤️ Natural Light.

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RIP Penis & Ego Bruising Themed Signs, you were one of a kind.

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Perspective of the finishing climb at Howard’s Knob.

RC dares someone to find a better/worse one.

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This showed up in RC’s feed last night.
Two things here:

1: our phones are 100% listening to us
2: historical context for FNG: Gorilla Cookies name.

https://t.co/2fuHRXxXxU

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Eye of Sauron was extra creepy last night.