Keith Morton

Organic Wine, Jacqui, Accrington Stanley and Dr. Strangely Strange are my main passions.

[Occultation Recordings @occultationuk]

Another rave review for The Distractions' Nobody's Perfect 2020 from Record Collector. Preorder here, orders will ship fairly soon... https://t.co/eY6wycqSLv

[The Distractions @DistractionsMcr]

First review of Nobody's Perfect in the new @uncutmagazine by Daniel Dylan Wray.
"Unknown pleasures from forgotten Manc band" - 8/10 for the album, 9/10 for the bonus material!
The Distractions have 2/3rds of a page, while Happy Mondays and Johnny Marr take up the rest.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

A whatchamacallit in different languages:

7. Thingamajig (English)
6. Chingadera (Spanish)
5. Himstergims (Danish)
4. Naninani (Japanese)
3. Zamazingo (Turkish)
2. Dingsbums (German)
1. Huppeldepup (Dutch)

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@BobbyCasto A cudgel

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@MayorofLondon No

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@IanLaveryMP @kellysusan20 @UKLabour @RLong_Bailey Look up Ian.

[Julie Bindel @bindelj]

If she had any fewer brain cells she’d have to be watered twice daily: https://t.co/HmmYXukcTe

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@jimcurtisbbn @ASFCofficial @LincolnCity_FC Vickers makes Football League Paper L1 team of the day - either ironic or recognition for the save

[Jack Deakin @JackEDeakin]

Why are so many people backing Angela, who supports RLB, but supporting other candidates for leader because they're not RLB? Genuinely don't get it.

[Julie Bindel @bindelj]

I wrote about 'feminist' dudebros: ‘Feminism for men’ is bad news for women https://t.co/oDCY9MBWwA

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@AccyBristol Anyone from south of Droylsden 😂🥳🤣

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Will you now leave Meghan Markle alone you hypocrite!!!!!!

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@AccyBristol I used to a ‘cockney’ to the locals too Josh! 😂🤣���

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@LivEchoLFC The real ones definitely are @ASFCofficial

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

For a second weekend in succession I’m issuing a CAT ADVISORY NOTICE:
#StormDennis arrives today and will bring a lot of wind and rain with it. All cats should do an immediate audit of the snack situation at your home (send humans for supplies if necessary) and then hunker down.

[The Standard @theLDNstandard]

As a trans Labour party supporter I’m exasperated | Debbie Hayton https://t.co/STrG8HM3zp

[Nicholas Jackson EU citizen 🔶⬛ @npjackson123]

@ColinBrowning14

[Keith Morton @morton5275]

@spectator this aged well

[Jean Hatchet @JeanHatchet]

Retweet if you have left/will leave/won’t vote @UKLabour until they state that they will guarantee women’s right to single sex spaces like women’s refuges. Let’s give them a feel of the numbers.