Morty

humour aficionado | maths, probability & legumes 🫘 | Elbaite | views my own

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@ObsoleteSony I love how it had the spiderman 3 font and also coincided very closely with spiderman 3. It also gives rather nice venom look too. Purchased it at launch until it died and Sony replaced it with a slim :(. Even tried to repair it myself by opening it up.

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I remain bullish on Bitcoin in the long term - the U.S market alone has the potential upend the landscape.

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@F1 @Cadillac_F1 Excited to see it race here in Melbourne, I’ll be repping @ElbaiteUS come March at Albert Park.

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@ZynxBTC Fudders gonna fud until they don’t

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@Cadillac_F1 @ElbaiteUS time to stamp our logo on that

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@Cointelegraph 🤔

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@toly My puppy is growing currently at 5% per month in mass, my calculations show that in 10 years time he’ll be 1.4 tonnes. I don’t know how to afford the food he’ll need by then.

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@ElbaiteUS Good time to hodl I guess

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Everyone is talking about gold and silver but the real metal of the future is copper. I’m extremely long on this metal for several reasons but the key conviction is stemmed from the fact that copper mining isn’t something you can spin up quickly and global demand is insatiable.

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@KobeissiLetter Never thought gold and silver would experience volatility of this magnitude.

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@laurashin Bitcoin and Copper - why copper? Because it’s required for almost everything the entire global economy is focusing on building. Even yes bitcoin miners require copper. There is also greater demand for it than the copper output due to some several large copper mines shutdown.

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@FT Only a few years ago $70,000 BTC seemed like a far fetched reality to most fudders. Bitcoin is volatile, this is the volatility in action. In fact its volatility has steadily been reducing over time.

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@Kalshi Over what time period?

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@ValtteriBottas @tiffanycromwell @southaustralia It’s a beautiful country and welcome to Australia

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These kinds of weeks don’t move charts much.

But if you’re actually building long-term financial infrastructure, they’re the ones that matter.

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Two crypto stories this week stood out to me, and not because of price.

US regulators giving crypto firms a path toward national trust banks.
And JPMorgan launching a tokenised money market fund.

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It also explains why this phase feels slower and less exciting.

More licences.
More compliance.
More boring conversations with lawyers and regulators.

But that’s the cost of handling real money at scale.