Moses Easterly Lard

I humbly admit, my return here has forced me to seriously reconsider my theory on the millennium.

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I heard about Senator Paul's filibuster and how it was praised by many. So why can I not preach for hours without the brethren complaining?

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@TheDanielSommer ...Mo.

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@TheDanielSommer I appreciate your words of encouragement. Verbosity is a difficult trait to overcome on Twitter. But, Moses E. Lard is not

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My sermon went long this morning, even for me. When we arrived at the Chinese restaurant, they were nearly out of rice.

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@AyletteRaines time.

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@AyletteRaines Just a tip, as you begin your participation on Twitter: watch out for that 140 character limit. It seems to catch me every

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@AyletteRaines 100.

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@AyletteRaines Greetings, brother Raines, and congratulations are in order, for you have the distinguished honor of being my follower number

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@RoyECogdill ...verbosity.

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@RoyECogdill And that is quite an understandable conclusion for you to reach, Brother Cogdill. My serious demeanor is rivaled only by my

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@DudleyBHaile @GhostOfCampbell fun.

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@DudleyBHaile @GhostOfCampbell That sounds like a great sport! I often translate Greek for fun anyway. Yes, Moses E. Lard knows how to have

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Accursed twitter...

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@OtisAsaBurgess ...the 140 character limit.

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@OtisAsaBurgess Brother Burgess, I can sympathize with your lack of room to type your complete thoughts here. My posts are often hindered by

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@DudleyBHaile him.

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@DudleyBHaile I received a notification just today regarding some people that Twitter thought I may know. Harry S Truman? I never heard of h

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I am having to demonstrate extra humility today since my sermon from this morning was especially impressive, even for Moses E. Lard.

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Puzzled by the brethren questioning my sermon title on the church sign: "My Two Fathers." Of course it's one earthly & one heavenly father!

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before I started speaking. By that point, no one is listening anyway.