John Ako

Husband | Father | Love Laughter | Sarcasm | Nigerian | ManUtd

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@benmurraybruce Air Peace has failed us too many times locally that its scary to trust them internationally.
Read the comments and tell their Oga the truth. I'm sure you have his number.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@T_blinxx Extremely poor... so poor that made the poor Mexicans look manageable

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

Exactly! Well deserved

[Tee™ @T_blinxx]

Well deserved!!! I know Arsenal fans would be sentimental but Rice wasn't near Bruno's performance all season.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

They drainages are filled with sand. Never cleaned or cleared. Our Modern City littered with piles of trash and sewages blocked. Meanwhile we have a Mr. Projects unable to coordinate his officials.

[Fanen11 @ayatse_fanen]

Abuja is increasing smelling of sewage. Even Maitama.
Haba!!!!

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

Kinetic strike!

[U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM) @USAfricaCommand]

#AFRICOM, in continued coordination with Nigeria, conducted kinetic strikes against ISIS fighters in NE Nigeria on May 17. No U.S. or Nigerian forces were harmed.

Full press release: https://t.co/7xuos8L1MK

#AFRICOM #Nigeria #CounterTerrorism

[(Dr.) Ameer Lukman Haruna @AmeerLookman]

Alhaji Aliko Dangote appeared on Channels TV and insisted that Nigeria needs to urgently invest in power infrastructure to achieve true economic independence. In layman terms, he's wailing about lack of electricity.

You can be sure of one thing: both the Nigerian government and local investors won't do anything about this call.
Then eventually Aliko Dangote will find his way around building power grids that guarantee 24/7 electricity to consumers. Suddenly, you will start seeing all sorts of patriots from Ministry of Power, NLC, TUC, DISCOS, GENCOs, NEPA, PHCN, Nitel, Mtel, Econet, PTF, Celtel and even APC, ADC and PDP coming on air to educate you on the dangers of a monopolist like Dangote! ~ Ibrahiym A. El-Caleel

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@ayatse_fanen She is a She.

[Daddy14 @dollarain2000]

Eventually, it would be the Federal Republic of APC. It's instructive how APC is the ONLY major political party in Nigeria that conveniently isn't fragmented or have cases in court. Once there is momentum in any opposition party, a counter group would announce themselves and institute a suit in Court. The day of reckoning would soon be upon us. Long Live Nigeria.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@MTNNG For 2 days I have been unable to welcome Back my SIM in Abuja because your offices have not had 'network'.

Has the network been restored? Why does it take 2 days to sort it out?

[Fanen11 @ayatse_fanen]

I saw a friendly customer this morning. As she approached, I noticed she had packed on some weight.

Women and weight gain? 🤐

Customer: good morning sir you’re looking chubby

Me: Really?

Her: yes na.

Me thinking to myself: you’re at least 2 times your previous size o.

Me: you are looking good.

I have changed. Before I tell you her straight up you big and should work on it.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@ayatse_fanen 😂😂😂

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@nlychildproblem No you're not. Its pathetic

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@AirtelNigeria Airtel Nigeria, poor, poor, poor service in Abuja. Can't even send a chat on your unlimited plan!

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@ndpcngr Is it legal for IPPIS to give the data of Public Servants to companies that sell loans?

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

This morning I woke up...

A fine Saturday Morning...

Asked wifey for some Eba and Egusi...

My son saw me eating the lovely meal...

He wondered aloud to me, 'Daddy this is the first time I'm seeing somebody eating Ona in the morning'...

This kids need a week in the Village.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@AirtelNigeria Pathetic network for the last 4 days!
I know you're going to ask to DM the affected number but its all a ruse to waste time.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@fccpcnigeria @cenbank @officialEFCC @NgComCommission @NigeriaGov
Is it right for data of civil servants to be given to loan agents by IPPIS? I get daily calls offering loans and they confirm my info (phone number) was released by IPPIS! This is wrong!

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

You're probably more pained that your Uncle didnt make the Ambassadors list than you are for the quality to nominees.

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

@Solo_Footy Mikel & Drogba

[John Ako @moskvoretsky]

#Jesus