Moss Collum

Not an American footballer, nor an English football ref, nor a rapper, nor a VR game, nor a menswear shop, nor the Catalan police, nor a German fintech startup

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Making this my pinned tweet tbh

[Naate @NaateR6]

@Stigsr6 @Loona_R6 @R6playyR @moss Why you @'ing my man Moss for he just living his best life

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@Yalta56388Yalta @LegitTargets @FBI @CIA @SecretService i dont tho

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@ArbitrumKano This is not me. I am not a crypto coin.

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@Irish_Bees Who… are you imagining I am in this situation?

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@iamtheman325 Excuse me, I have nothing to do with that weirdo

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@MooglyGoog79904 Leave me tf out of this, weirdo

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@AIAngelAlita @ChihiroRhira @vemutlu @chirppad @0xPDACE @soaugMifUJae ffs, leave me out of it

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@yen_ezung @0xswank Excuse me, I did not found that shit, it has nothing to do with me, and like all cryptocurrency it is a scam

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@0xTsuan I am not a fucking cryptocurrency, please get away from me

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RESTAURANTS, STOP PUTTING KALE IN CAESAR SALADS

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People complain about trailers giving too much away these days, but I have seen multiple ads for Megalopolis now and I still could not tell you one single thing about that movie

[Summa Minus Context @TAMinusContext]

what he is doing

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

A sharp reminder that Hillary Clinton was ahead in the polls too and look what the result was, so let’s stop promoting the same type of fantasy nonsense regarding Kamala Harris and instead let’s ensure she has the biggest voter turnout in history. Never believe polls, just vote.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

President Venn Diagram https://t.co/5qCm9YLtX5

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@omgnyc_ I don’t see anything on this list that can be done without a meaningful Democratic majority in both houses of congress. (Which is a criticism both of the original ad and your response)

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@csecooney 100th anniversary of when they were invented!

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Happy Caesar Salad Day to all those who celebrate!

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Why does every version of this meme feel exactly like a scene from Disco Elysium

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@rainbowlesions Cannot hear Charlie Munger’s name without thinking of the time he tried to get the University of California to build a bizarre windowless dorm

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

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Our first amendment jurisprudence is gonna be so fucken weird after this year