Nandor the Relentless

it’s me, just lex

[Nandor the Relentless @mostlikelytocry]

I told my grandma I had covid and she started hysterical crying because I’m “too skinny to be sick” honestly....

[manuel darquart @manueldarquart]

no way

[. @MarisaKabas]

ok this video is literally the only thing that’s helped me understand the silicon valley bank crisis

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Hasbulla is NOT a Dog guy 😭😭😭😭😭

[ℐΛY ☥ ™  🪩 (High Value Man) 𓂀 @ijayt205]

Bruh showing out 😂😭🤣

[plazy ☾*✲⋆. @plazynoodles]

this is so true women raised as muslims in muslim countries know this too well 😵‍💫 thats my experience tho. modesty has never protected me from sexualization even when that was instilled in me its a big fat lie

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

In Knives Out III they should have (medium hair) Chris Pine come in as Benoit Blanc’s younger, dandier brother Bastien who is better at solving mysteries, but they must come together to solve the biggest mystery of all: the disappearance of their father, Bruno Blanc (Ben Stiller)

[Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai]

actually cannot breathe from how wholesome this is, not a single bad thing happens in it & I was real scared for a minute there

[gastt Fashion @gastt_fashion]

Looks from the AVAVAV Autumn / Winter 2023 Show by Beate Karlsson , ‘Fake it til you break it’.

The show “comments on the industry’s seriousness around luxury and how it is being redefined, through a runway show where the products are falling apart.”

[Mark D. Levine @MarkLevineNYC]

Homicides per 100k residents in 2022…
* Jacksonville FL: 16.7
* New York City: 4.8

[Nandor the Relentless @mostlikelytocry]

Disrespectfully, gfy

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

I visited Staten Island to talk about how law & order has been central to FL's success.

FL leads the nation in protecting LEOs & our crime rate is at a 50-year low, while NYC saw a 23% surge in major crime in 2022.

Anti-police politicians should stop catering to the woke mob.

[Nandor the Relentless @mostlikelytocry]

Does anyone have advice for someone who literally can’t bring themselves to do work because everything is so terrifying and scary and you much rather be dead than do your job

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

are y’all fuckin seein this shit?!

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Genuine question, what is the point of streaming services anymore

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

We gotta remember him, in 15 years we fuckin that scholarship UP

[Nandor the Relentless @mostlikelytocry]

What the actual fuck

[Nandor the Relentless @mostlikelytocry]

I miss my twitter life when I was manic

[Nandor the Relentless @mostlikelytocry]

He’s just like me fr

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Every time I see Elon’s tweets at the top of my feed because he changed the algorithm to satiate himself, I think about how bad he must be in bed.