cala-Mar-i 🦑

'Gleeful! Soft! Tentacular!' Aspiring umarell. They/it/he.
Mostly ADHD-posting through Classics academia.
Profile pic @Liminalitea.

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

More people should once again see these pictures of Moom

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@KiwiCat0703 ?brain?

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

Me when the late-summer anxiety hits:

[Harriet the Spy @thespy_harriet]

oh my god i haven’t done any homework and i’m sideways

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

the way of the future | https://t.co/A3Hao6wQjS

[Isa // Lord of Crows @Secondlina]

Time for aaaaah

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

dying in the Iliad you get a six line narrative about how you were the prettiest nicest most lovely boy who Diomedes master of the war cry ever spilt in half. dying in the odyssey you get a one line mention of how Odysseus was like "damn" when Scylla ate your whole head off

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@chorizorisotto Italian here, she is the president now

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

"pain sends important signals to your brain" yeah that i need a painkiller

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@fagwort It's okay he's probably not great at texting

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@fagwort Choosing to read this as the guy you exchanged numbers with

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

I am Once Again Reminded of this wonder

[🔥 《 semi•hiatus 》 @fIametrooper]

@mostly_voids teaching how to chomp

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

Reporting for duty

[latke @latkedelrey]

when a cat is a little baby man… the fact that both of my cats are little baby men… it’s so funny.. because you’re so little and soft but you’re a man

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

"ADHD gives you superpowers" my brain has spent two hours workshopping a children's song about the Egyptian plagues because the original only had one and it bothered me

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@saintsoftness Plinvisible.

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

Today's routine is just googling different nouns followed by "kitniyot?"

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@WalterBestBoy Ah yes, my horrible boy also does the kinky fleece blanket stuff. We have started calling his fleece blanket Mother (and reminding me that other blankets are Forbidden Mothers)

[eli is free @uncanny_eli]

my first piece (cowritten with Catriona Innes) in a print magazine comes out today: we interviewed 13 people, mostly trans women, about how the Supreme Court ruling has affected them for @CosmopolitanUK

https://t.co/B5QwwJP21R

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

Regrettably the new podcast involving creators we love is also extremely good (please, my podcast queue)

[Velleity @Thesmophilist]

@BGSCPod

[cala-Mar-i 🦑 @mostly_voids]

@SimonPulleyn Rarely has a tweet so perfectly addressed an intersection of my interests (moles were there before octopuses)