abby ♈︎

they all have heart ons for you

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won't regret this

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

it sucks how you only get sick days off work, you should get your best days off too. if i'm feeling awesome i don't want to ruin it by going to work

[tamar🦈⁷ | LN1 @siriuslymike]

your “girl cat” hates you because you’re a shitty owner not because she’s a “girl cat”

[m. @theonlymiyam]

May your house have no sickness, no death, & no evil in 2025. Amen.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

READ IT AND LET IT SINK IN

every relationship will get " boring" after you've been together for years. love isn't a feeling it's a commitment to love every day, physically and emotionally. it's difficult, it's not always laughs, smiles, and fun.

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

getting an ipad was the best decision i’ve ever made. this is me everyday

[Fin @gofinurself]

i’ve gotta be really honest… i don’t think there’s been a day in my life where i thought that immigration was a genuine issue in this country and nothing more than racist fear mongering from the right, and yes that includes illegal immigration.

[waliu @idek_tb]

Couples in healthy relationships also argue, have different opinions, feel frustrated, insecure and bored at times. Healthy doesn't mean perfect. What makes a relationship perfect is HOW you choose to move through those challenges TOGETHER.

[shreyo @soberxo3]

all pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

[Dictatress Mbappé @bbefleur]

Nonverbal. Ain’t shit funny. Shower, food, bed.