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[David Klion @DavidKlion]

I don't know to what extent Biden spending the final year of his failed presidency enabling a genocide mattered electorally; probably we were doomed regardless. What I do know is that his accomplishments in office will be erased and the genocide will be his enduring legacy.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

This is way beyond than anything I I am capable of

[sophie @netcapgirl]

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

[Goth Ms Frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin]

being intimidated by your girls vibrator is insane. why are you scared of your sous chef...

[Raccoon Picnic @mostlybeetles]

@ByTeddyBailey @billdifilippo He looked at his notes!

[rev ✦🧩 (IA uni) @reveriemarshie]

EVERYONE WAKE UP. NEW ACE ATTORNEY GAME MIGHT BE ANNOUNCED THIS SUNDAY

[Raccoon Picnic @mostlybeetles]

@xoxogossipgita 26 is a great age because you're just beginning to figure out the specific ways in which you are a dumbass, but mostly unable to change them

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Lmfao irl @lolt64

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Rewatched this play and what a spectacular highlight for the ref
—realizes Jefferson is coming his way, stops
—goes 0-60, outsprints 49er defenders to stay out of their way
—backpedals, stops on the goal line to make a potential call on a goal line tackle

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

The debate about tariffs is crazy it's like "does increasing the price of goods increase their price" 🤯

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

I’ve never met a “free thinker” with an original thought

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

as long as nobody is mad at me | https://t.co/A3Hao6xo9q

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

These infographics don’t work on me because my takeaway is always that 17 donuts isn’t as bad as I thought

[Raccoon Picnic @mostlybeetles]

@ZeroSuitCamus This implies a generosity of spirit even in selfish obliviousness that this man does not possess

[Raccoon Picnic @mostlybeetles]

@daniel_m_lavery It better not be wasps again

[Marko Jukic @mmjukic]

It's unbelievable how many dynamic companies broke their streaks of engineer-CEOs for the first time in the 2000s, installing their first MBA/finance CEOs, who then promptly made fundamental strategic errors that nixed the company's future, that are now becoming obvious.