jordi

book reader. caesar salad eater. outfit repeater.

[jordi @mostlyme808]

the asymmetry makes this look so odd to me. the galaxy z fold 8 has the PERFECT form factor. imagine ios on a z fold 8

[Ben Geskin @BenGeskin]

Hands on with some upcoming foldable dummy model 👀

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[jordi @mostlyme808]

trump dying three times

[bye @finallybye]

September 4,5,6 will bring good news.

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[ravn @mfnravn]

hey quick question what the fuck

[jordi @mostlyme808]

she can’t possibly be EVERY woman #amiright

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Turns out, food regulations were really important for regulating food

[haircuts✂for✂men™ @user_080613]

i earned myself a lil' treat

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[jordi @mostlyme808]

that’s enough politi-posting from me for now me thinks

[jordi @mostlyme808]

somehow my company-paid holiday is to blame for the shit economy and not his war crimes

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says Americans have too many holidays and that people need to work more days to boost his failing economy

[meeta @meetapersecond]

just found out hummus is made from some chick’s pee

[sev @t0rmentedd]

Things to say at a job interview:
- can I vape in here?
- I need the original blueprints of this building.
- my eyes are up here.
- How strict is your harassment policy?
- Sell me this pen.
- I didn’t know she had a brother.

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

“The WIFI password is on the back of the router”

The back of the router:

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

[jason @jm0ney666]

i dont know how many more "model is 6'2" wearing a size M" i have left in me

[jordi @mostlyme808]

@karmaisakez Nik is literally Sunny 🥹💕

[໊ @wandasattorney]

“He lived for her”