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29 ✩ kathryn hahn's lesbian tendencies ✩ pfp by @evgar_

[carson @moth3rhahn]

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[carson @moth3rhahn]

maybe i want to watch it when i want to feel creatively inspired bc every time i watch it i just imagine how i would’ve written it differently 😭

[carson @moth3rhahn]

why did i get the sudden urge to watch afternoon delight 2013 at almost 9pm?? what do i have to gain by doing this??

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@sijing1693 LISTEN

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@sapphicvy help 😭

[carson @moth3rhahn]

just drove in front of a google street view car for the second time in my life

[carson @moth3rhahn]

fuck baby fever, i have wife fever rn. i want a wife NEEEEEOW 👇😤

[carson @moth3rhahn]

i have watched ild multiple times!! i’m just at work and quickly realized i can’t handle the secondhand embarrassment towards chris while trying to do my job 😭

[carson @moth3rhahn]

need yall to know i made it 5 minutes into ep 1 of i love dick, gave up, and started watching pitch perfect

[carson @moth3rhahn]

@bulbasaurbian …i’ll consider it

[carson @moth3rhahn]

agathario au where agatha and rio meet in the 1950s at a daughters of bilitis meeting and turn into two pioneers of the queer movement in the 20th century

[carson @moth3rhahn]

was going through the tags i have for divorce lawyers 1 2.0 and realized i forgot one of the most important smut ones.

so sorry to counselor rio vidal for almost accidentally depriving you of going down on your sexy but incredibly annoying fiancée.

[carson @moth3rhahn]

thinking about mitchsen a little too hard right now

[carson @moth3rhahn]

@midwestprincsss ooom = one of our midwesterners

[carson @moth3rhahn]

kathryn hahn your midwesternism is so dear to me

[carson @moth3rhahn]

i’m doing it and i’m already giggling at “where’s the mail byag?? WHERES THAT MAIL BYAG”

[carson @moth3rhahn]

what’s stopping me from watching i love dick right now

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kathryn hahn... please... sign of life...

[carson @moth3rhahn]

what’s stopping me from watching i love dick right now

[carson @moth3rhahn]

YAYAYYAYAYAYAY okay i'm gonna update the existing fics (which makes things a lot easier for me tbh).

hoping to start doing that soon!!!

[carson @moth3rhahn]

hello gay people i have a question

as i finish rewriting my fics, would it be better if i were to update the existing fics (they’re all in a private collection), publish as new fics, or publish as new fics and change the publish date??

[carson @moth3rhahn]

@EvilHagsBitch it definitely is pain wise but you have to start being a lot more mindful of what you eat starting like six months in 😭

[carson @moth3rhahn]

got a diet d peppy out of the vending machine at [redacted] today and it tasted a lot better than d peppy zero sugar 😔

[carson @moth3rhahn]

let me sit in my dr. pepper shirt and drink my evil dr. pepper in peace, anon 😔 (i had a 24 pack i bought forever ago i decided to get through before i decide to commit to d peppy zero)