Maxine 🍒

I’ve got a bad feeling about this

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

Howdy! I’m Maxine!
25// She/Her // Bi
Huge Nerd, History Grad, Leftist
Leon Kennedy Fangirl
Making out World Champ
DMs open!!

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

When I was 12 I owned a VHS that had a Charlie Brown promo with a guy who very clearly said “penis videos” instead of “peanuts videos” and I replayed it so many times I broke the tape.

I just digitized an old copy, tell me this dude didn’t know EXACTLY what he was doing lmao

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

me, flirting by naming as many pokemon as i can remember but then i realize i dont know that many so i start making them up and hope she doesnt notice: gigasaur, triceratops, bigbunny, um charmancer,

her (thought i said pikmin): wow i only knew blue and yellow and purple…

[𑣲ella⁷ @qtkuromi]

4 hours of sleep and ts just made me laugh so hard. at work btw

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

@lesboyishdog @meowpuptummy i’m also 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

@ButchNettle hiiiii 👉👈

[burgermoder (comms open) @burgermoder]

gaggle

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

we're just making politicians up what is punished vance doing here

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

"End Of The Trail," Adrian Atwater postcard, 1954.

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

@oncloud_e

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

i’ve posted this elsewhere so fuck it! It’s #tummytuesday somewhere. Come cuddle?
#t4t

[chomp @chomporwhatever]

when i drink my yummy beverage but it goes down the wrong pipe

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

@n33dleblight i’m fucking drooling omg 🫠

[Maxine 🍒 @MothEisley]

@ButchNettle 🤤

[Zoppy🔪(EVIL goblin)🪓 @ZoppyTheCroco]

me and the gang encountered an obese wizard that is capable of piloting a predator drone in red dead online

[Tom Mills @ta_mills]

Marxism isn't some rigid political dogma. Its a powerful set of intellectual tools for criticising films and music you don't like.

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

White people be li (checks bio) all humans are brothers 🤜🏻🤛🏿