Mummas Still Balls

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Oh my god someone is smoking weed. Tejejehe I love drugs I’m part of it now

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

My mom is gonna hate this but I’m probably going to request a virtual tour

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I had no side effects from the most recent vaccine but I was in the test trials and there were people who felt sickish like fever and malaise and itchyness not sure why not anything life threatening but like crap

[clarisa ✨️ @peamilkstan]

am i the only one who got absolutely rocked by novavax or

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I told my mom I’m gonna start hiking and she said what about the coyotes and I said ummmm that’s only during sunrise and sunset and you would hear them what the world

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I’m not gonna back out of my other thing yet though until I see how he feels about the deposit because i won’t have all of it when I sign the contract I’m gonna ask if he fines waiting a day or a few days

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I’m gonna try for the studio just for the next 60 days and if I don’t like it I can go

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I want to wear makeup tomorrow but I know I’m gonna sweat it off like I can wear it but the tour has to be done like max within the hour or I’m cooked

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lauren Jauregui reveals she’s already completed her dream blunt rotation:

“Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, and Rihanna, and I’ve smoked with them all.”

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Omg that was stressful ok I’m not gonna get high anymore i saw him looking for me for something with the door and im like i very clearly remember trying it before i left. Is this weed and a false memory taking flight i never had one but is this the first?

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I’m gonna head back in I dipped at first

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Dude I just saw my landlord walking around like what the fuck is wrong with this nigga omg

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Apparently I play too much idk

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Asked him if he liked my shirt

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I have to make a decision tonight I’ve been waffling like a mf

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Lady was telling me about how my current landlord is argumentative and I was like oh you in hell. I’ll take it easy on you you got another 20 years of this shit

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Most men too are either argumentative or l avoidant he’s avoidant and I’m like I would rather take avoidant over argumentative dude I can’t with the win the battle shit

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I’m so glad the guy I’m dating isn’t like this because I’ve met so many people with this attitude and I just shut down

[ray☄️ @cancelmyliferq]

just cooked my gf so good in this argument we had by using her own logic against her and now she doesn’t wanna talk to me so i’m in the doghouse for who knows how long and telling her i love her n shi while she ignores me😭😭😭

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

Diaper historian? I mean I guess I can try…People have been crapping themselves since the beginning of time. But how did we get here? I would say it Depends

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

I would actually be so interested to hear from a diaper historian about how diapers and potty training worked in pre-industrial societies. Cloth was expensive and labor-intensive to produce, and babies are constantly pooping! How did medieval moms handle this!?

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I told Romano I used to run and he was like I can tell like ummm what does that mean

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I’m working on a middle ground. And taking it easy more . I used to be the gym rat who would run 10 miles in the dead of night. But it’s like I don’t want to run my body into the ground. Kind of a generational curse

[Mummas Still Balls @motherluvsbone]

I’m leaning towards Ecuador because when I’m hiking in the heat like when it’s 99-100 degrees I just feel so alive like I can feel my body being pushed to its max and it’s just like more more lol I want more