Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️

Accidental content creator for the Daily Fail. #justiceforjohnnydepp

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@realamberheard @adam_waldman I’d rather be short than an abusive gold digger 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@O2 SORT THIS OUT. This is fraud. We have more than enough evidence to take this further. I am disgusted.

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@strangertearss I think you stole this word for word from another Instagram account, Greggfriedrice.

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@DocAtCDI I woke up next to my beautiful little girl, and now I get to spend the day with her. This is a daily occurrence, she makes me happy every single day 🩷

[Zane @zanecaspersz]

• Voluntarily got off the train
• Put Leanne and Joe in their place at the round table
• Gave the best opera performance in a mission
• Wants to give his winnings to charity in honour of his brother

He IS our winner
#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

I AM BUZZING ABOUT THE TED LASSO ROUND ON POINTLESS ! My dream round

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@SharkNinja @SharkHomeUK @NinjaKitchenUK Thank you for replying! I don’t think I placed the order after all, it’s definitely me being silly 😂

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@SharkNinja How long does it take to get an order confirmation? I ordered 6 hours ago and haven’t received anything. I saw the order confirmation screen and PayPal hasn’t taken the payment yet… so I’m not sure what’s going on. Can someone help please?!

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@davejthorp I am sad

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Since we’re at the end, it’s time to remember the best thing about the series #GBBO #bakeoff

[alex 🦉 @peachesforplums]

i can’t believe dylan is going to lose this at the final hurdle genuinely worst day of my life #GBBO

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@davejthorp Absolutely gutted!!

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

As if Ted Lasso is a final round category! Literally my dream category!!! #pointless

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

Is it me, or is ITV2 playing a majorly shortened version of Pitch Perfect tonight?? 75mins with adverts, I swear it’s missing loads of scenes?

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks this. I’m still shocked five years on that I was blocked for no good reason, yet I’m the problem 💀

[Shahram Saghafi @_ssaghafi_]

@ashhhhhhole wild to block ur own daughter, no matter the post

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

Someone who’s more clever than I am, can you tell me whether this general election is likely to make interest rates (mortgages) rise??

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

So the AstreZeneca Vaccine has been withdrawn Worldwide because it’s not safe.

People were forced to take this otherwise they would lose their jobs.

Where is the outrage & apologies from the Government & Medical profession

We were lied to & this should not be hushed up.

[Jason Manly @Duke_aardvark]

Just when you thought @taskmaster couldn’t be anymore brilliant - Nick
Mohammed is dressed as a vampire in this season so they have digitally removed his reflection

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@1981TractorGirl @GillianShiels @vinted @vintedUK Pleased it’s not just me! So frustrating though!

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@KiddiesKingdom have blocked me on instagram, as they know they’re in the wrong and are trying to silence me. I just want my order, or a full refund. This was an error on your system’s part. I will not stop chasing this until it is satisfactorily resolved. A £21 fee is not on!

[Millie 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️ @motherofpatch]

@KiddiesKingdom JOKE OF A COMPANY. Want me to pay £21 to get an item delivered that they purposely sent to the wrong address, or pay £15 for a refund. I am FURIOUS.