eve

the summertime & butterflies all belong to your creation

[eve @motherthot]

@ArianaGrande y'all are the same size, I'm screaming

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[eve @motherthot]

the twisted tea and the ashwagandha chilling together in my system

[eve @motherthot]

i wish i could call my dog and ask him to defrost the chicken

[eve @motherthot]

i feel like beating the clunk out of my boyfriend today

[eve @motherthot]

his pingus is my fidget toy

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[alexa @vampirrria]

Flowers are blooming and I am hopeful and excited for what life has in store for me

[g @34rths]

How it feels to be a firm believer that Life gets better no matter what

[eve @motherthot]

@phaufff you inhaling the protein cookies i made

[eve @motherthot]

the toilet at this sushi restaurant once i’m done w it

[eve @motherthot]

i have GOT to start hitting the quan more

[eve @motherthot]

been reading for fun and picking wildflowers on my morning walks lately. i feel 9 years old again

[eve @motherthot]

@phaufff i miss you 😞 (gaming 6 feet away from me)

[D. Mason @dkpmason]

“AI is the future!”

Nah, AI is YOUR future because you’re a lazy, talentless wannabe. I still have a properly functioning brain so I’m gonna keep using that.

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

I'll cry over spilled milk and lonely animals and old calendars and snow turning to slush and broken robin's eggshells and lost receipts and everything else

[eve @motherthot]

been home for 10 minutes n my boyfriend is already on strike 2…

[eve @motherthot]

call me mr krabs the way i’m feeling it now

[eve @motherthot]

love my bf. he gives me skritches till i fall asleep and keeps my feet warm at night

[eve @motherthot]

bring back the 5 dollar footlong

[eve @motherthot]

nothing makes me proud to be southern like some good brisket