lauren

twitter? i hardly know her!

[lauren @mothmangooch]

the only things i want are peace on earth and a big sandwich

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Thinking about the accent combinations happening in sports bars in Boston right now, chills

[lauren @mothmangooch]

magic happens when i’m drunk and i have an ipad in my hands

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[bella @earlygirl__]

if you’re good enough at your job, you can show a little midriff at the office.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[🍎 @utoIdusquit]

That one ex best friend that lowkey deserves to die

[lauren @mothmangooch]

working with engineers made me realize how many people have orange headphones

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[lauren @mothmangooch]

so many people at work this week asked me if i liked bird watching. i do but how did they know

[jake @wormpuller]

Pussy had me telling the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[norah 🦨 @loonaonfilm]

sucking dick and cock like time and place and you did it at my birthday dinner

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN

[lauren @mothmangooch]

a little dostoyevsky a little spongebob

[g @34rths]

How it feels to be a firm believer that Life gets better no matter what