Michael

[Michael @mothoc]

@chipx86 @nachogon_ Ooooh, I Like it!

[Michael @mothoc]

@chipx86 May as well. Everyone else seems to be.

[Michael @mothoc]

@AProblemSquared are you calculating 2 million downloads or 2 million listens? Are downloads unique only? If I download the podcast on three podcast apps, would that count thrice toward your count?

[Michael @mothoc]

@GTWScar But Medicare explicitly covers wheelchairs (powered or manual) under specific conditions per https://t.co/ReNIUZ8utm (revised June 2022). I would question if they are really following Medicare guidelines.

[Michael @mothoc]

@sleary @TaraTLK There is a flat fee video arcade in the mall? What mall? What town? If it’s the local mall, I need to make plans.

[Michael @mothoc]

@sleary Sometimes you really just need a 3.5” self-driving deck screw, you know? I’m unsure why an opossum would need one, but surely they had their reasons.

[Michael @mothoc]

@janewiedlin What you may lack in physical stature, you make up for in bad-assery, bravery, gumption, talent, heart, and inspiration.

[Michael @mothoc]

@AProblemSquared I’ve been watching a lot of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and I was wondering: what are the odds of selecting a series of numbers that CAN’T make up the random 3-digit number? @RachelRileyRR seems to always nail the answer.

[Michael @mothoc]

@PearlescentMoon How many does Grian have? A few more than that.

[Michael @mothoc]

@MortuaryReport They are on top of the blankets, it seems. Possible solution: slither under the blankets from the bottom, tunneling under the pets.

[Michael @mothoc]

@LostInThePondUS I’ve lived in Texas a couple score of years, and your video today was the first time I’d ever heard of a “Texas King” mattress size. I am gobsmacked that such a thing exists and amused that I first learned of it from a British expatriate. 😄

[Michael @mothoc]

Apparently I joined twitter 15 years ago? yikes!
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Birds are real.

[Michael @mothoc]

@AProblemSquared @standupmaths *ding* thank you!

@bechillcomedian I pronounce it “moth” (like the insect) “oc” (like octopus) with the emphasis on the first syllable. “MOTHoc”

[Michael @mothoc]

@AProblemSquared @standupmaths How fast could a team of penguins complete a 4x100 relay race? Could they field a competitive (or un-) Olympic team for Antarctica in 2024?

[Michael @mothoc]

@MathsCityLeeds I saw @standupmaths video with your big bubble device. His measurements were awkward. Have you considered affixing a ruler to the inside faces of the supports and another across the diameter to allow patrons to measure their bubbles easier?

[Michael @mothoc]

Remember when social media timelines showed you things in the order they were posted? I miss those days.

[Michael @mothoc]

@nothe Hadn’t propositioned? Are you sure you’re playing the game correctly? ;)

[Michael @mothoc]

I just thought of the worst fortune cookie fortune: "This fortune cookie was made with 75% post-consumer recycled materials." #badfortunes

[Michael @mothoc]

Why aren't LMFAO and Lil' Jon promoting COVID vaccinations? What better advice than "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOT-SHOT-SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOT-SHOT-SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOT-SHOT-SHOTS! EVERYBODY!"