Chris

Motorcycling across countries full-time and crashing my own bike in between. I start businesses while on the road.

[Chris @motomadic]

A competing brand consistently abuses Meta’s copyright takedown system to kill all my ads and when I try to request review or appeal, everything is broken!

There’s zero recourse. These are erroneous takedowns with zero copyrighted material or trademark infringement.

What’s the solution?

[Chris @motomadic]

@Seanfrank Is your neighborhood made up of a socioeconomic demographic that has a net worth and home value traditionally achieved only by people in their later years?

[Chris @motomadic]

So why is it that every time Shopify, or really any other website with their own status page goes down, it never reflects on their status page?

What’s the point of having a status page if you just tell everyone that your website isn’t down when that’s clearly not the case?

[Chris @motomadic]

@status_is_down Yes

[Chris @motomadic]

Uhhhh is Shopify down right now?

[Chris @motomadic]

@eurofounder You can tell this is fake because we wouldn’t offer dollar amounts, we would ask for percentages.

20% if your stay was bad
30% if your stay was “okay”
40% if you enjoyed your stay
80% if your stay was exceptional!

[Chris @motomadic]

The fake e-comm killers are probably scrambling to get big money screenshots of the updated Shopify dashboard.

PayPal me $300 and I will send you screenshots of my dashboard

[Chris @motomadic]

@michaelpatron0 Or they all source from the same factory manufacturing the product and complained to the factory that they were sold patented goods and so factory discontinued it from their catalog.

[Chris @motomadic]

Scapegoat-seeking defeatists: “Elon has a trillion dollars and he shouldn’t!!!”

Same scapegoat-seeking defeatists: “Well, actually, that welder doesn’t have a million dollars because it’s tied up in his shares ☝️🤓”

Dizzying.

[Chris @motomadic]

@beckylitv Was thinking about your wipes recently, I remember following slightly at the beginning. What’s the latest? Seeing growth? LTV? Profitability?

[Chris @motomadic]

Went to @downdetector to report Meta being down and IT'S broken too.

[Chris @motomadic]

@camcasperson @Seanfrank Easy answer. Just do it. Learn as you go.

Your first 2-3 attempts will fail, so you should start now and get those out of the way. It would be statistically unreasonable for you to try 15 times and not succeed as long as you’re noticing patterns and learning from your mistakes.

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Hey @ShopifySupport why are so many of my customers getting tracking numbers that have already been used and marked as delivered months ago despite their orders having been placed this week?

[Chris @motomadic]

@benjaminboman_ @rcmisk Liked levels until he shipped a couple winners that gave him a god-complex leading him to believe that every take he ever has is gospel. His takes on shipping SaaS or apps, cool. But as Kanye said, “I like some of the GaGa songs, what the fuck does she know about cameras?”

[Chris @motomadic]

GlobalPost is such an incredible shipping provider. They really have it dialed in - low cost and efficient global shipping. I just want to know why @Shopify doesn’t have it integrated yet.

Pleaseeeee @tobi consider adding @GoGlobalPost to your integrated shipping options.

[Chris @motomadic]

@zachmstuck Socks seems like a no brainer? You’re already integrated. Let the brands feed off of each other.

Socks are one of my favorite free things in the world because I always need more and I never want to buy them.

[Chris @motomadic]

No, the comments on their ads will have the exact same number of likes/reactions/etc on multiple comments.

So one comment might say, “I love this product!” And has 203 likes

Another might say, “just got mine, can’t wait to wear it!” And also has 203 heart reacts

Another will say, “Great company!” And has 203 likes as well.

All in the same thread. It’s not the “Show existing comments and likes” feature, though maybe it’s an artifact of it.

[Chris @motomadic]

Any Facebook e-commerce gurus know why my competitor is able to carry over the exact same number of reactions on multiple comments on his ads?

I see it all the time and only on his ads where it’s always the exact same number of reactions on multiple positive comments in the same thread. Is it a glitch or a trick?

[Chris @motomadic]

@ChereneAubert Reopen the offer wtf 😭