richard 😎

Standing by the microwave until I feel special

[Hobbit’s Pipe @ParagonDeku]

Was no one gonna tell me the UK Green Party guy is a breast expansion hypnosis dude and that somehow people think that’s a bad thing

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Send this to her and say “us”

[senior microsoft paint consultant @711friedchicken]

As a hungry and disgruntled customer, I of course complained to management about the missing food, but it just kept gaslighting me in typical ChatGPT fashion.

„I understand the counter may seem empty to you, but I assure you there is food available“ (barista cackled)

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@ALDIshopper14 @DolphinMossad @PPogodi makes the videos; I would assume that they choose the narrator for each one but I don't know their process. And probably because Adams is funny and evidently does numbers

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@abcdentminded This album has 3 purchases on Bandcamp and 4 likes on Soundcloud, how did you even hear about it

[Sean @panoptisean]

One gloved hand moving my Guy Fawkes Mask slightly to the side to reveal a red glowing eye crying a singular teardrop of blood, the other hand putting a finger to my mouth to make a “shh” gesture. Black angel wings sprout from my back, energy causes my cloak to blow upwards

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@jetskitosway2 Nevermind, looks like it's Sixty Million Dollar Man (1995)

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@jetskitosway2 Name of the film?

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@atlanticesque "Historical control of the Virgin Islands" is a long time favorite of mine

(single asterisk = "largely under the control of pirates")

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Get a New York socialist who “hates America” talking about New York City and he turns into the most exhaustingly intense patriot you could hope to meet. Just wish they’d acknowledge NYC is a place in America because this wet towel self-loathing is political poison

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

Dear Manul, Happy 250th Birthday.

1776 was also the year the term "Manul" was officially coined by German scientist Peter Simon Pallas.

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@atlanticesque @don_julio_Duo Your "I'm not suicidal and I love life" post at 4 AM on a Monday has people asking questions already answered by your post

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@StatisticUrban That's a SCOTUSgami! https://t.co/bUrnqz3cbv

[SCOTUSgami @SCOTUS_gami]

Watson v. Republican National Committee (June 29, 2026)

Majority: Roberts, Sotomayor, Kagan, Barrett*, Jackson

SCOTUSgami!! This is the first time an opinion has been joined by these 5 justices!

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@teortaxesTex I like how 学习 is a double-entendre: "to study" but also "to learn [about] Xi"

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

Another application form forced me to check a box that says I speak Spanish in order to submit it. Nothing about Spanish in the job description, no indication it was anything other than a bug. Company has a 12 digit market cap btw lol

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

I love applying for jobs. This application form had a dropdown menu for "current employer" and it was hundreds of random companies not sorted in any way. There was an "other" option but rather than being at the beginning or end, it was in the middle

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@tracewoodgrains

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@nagamyzuna Becomes relevant every election season?

[richard 😎 @mounched22]

@phendetta It's mainly about My Immortal, the infamously incomprehensible Harry Potter fanfiction, but it drew the same connection between MCR and alchemy, and your post is the only other time I've seen someone point that out https://t.co/Fn76tAzFV7