Jack Forbes

Ceo of disney. in charge of STAR Wars

[Jack Forbes @mountnjack]

FLAIL is now available to watch online at @omeletocom!

https://t.co/FTbcmsgqO3

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

JALEN BRUNSON IS MY DAD

[paige @BonerWizard]

Cleaning out old screenshots

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Their new girlfriend is women.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[soapy @S0a__py]

Weird question. Realistically how valuable would a pitcher who only and ever gives up one hit each and every batter like he never gets an out and only gives up runs

[Dylan @DylanDoubly]

if you want to change your name in chicago you have to file a court case titled [current name] v. [new name] lol

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Sometimes I like to have conversations with ChatGPT where I pretend to be a hyper-intelligent model with a quadrillion parameters

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[Ron @Ron]

@whitefeelimgs

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

I put a bedframe out on the curb with all the hardware a week ago and somebody took it but then they brought it back a few days later and put even more stuff outside my apartment

[Jack Forbes @mountnjack]

@sam_d_1995 “If I’ve lost Medlock…”

[Jack Forbes @mountnjack]

You promise me a skit about Socrates convincing someone to do something and there’s no Socratic method to be found??

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

the zoom in is brutal

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

This is extremely funny to do to the quite elderly avatar of White Anglo-Saxon Protestantism

[Burger @stinking_man]

Not a lot of people know this but MJ Lenderman runs Asheville like hes King Von

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Me all four times Pinocchio gets sent to jail for being annoying

[Keep it Niche @LemmeTellYouWat]

Kash Patel at the White House Correspondents Dinner rn

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Jeopardy! should allow masked contestants every once in a while and when it's story time they should get to shake their head "no" and not say anything

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

showing chutzpa and proving my worth as a personal assistant by answering the phone, placing the caller on hold, then immediately handing the phone to my boss to take the call without any further details.