jason is

former space telescope

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party at my igloo

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@mattreevesLA I only came on this app to say: matt, use “Prayers for Rain by The Cure” in Batman II

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what if harambe, came back

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thanks karen bass I’ll look out for updates at “URL” like you said bro great work 👍

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maybe if I had a cat, life would have meaning

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why is this a app a letter

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is twitter cooked

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@earthquakesLA time for the annual earthquake tweet

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@DiscussingFilm convinced netflix’s board is run by a bunch of manatees randomly selecting idea balls like that episode of south park

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everyone in LA on twitter rn post earthquake

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if phoebe bridgers left paul mescal for bo burnham, I am boycotting

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having a religious experience when that chick starts singing her single verse on About You by the 1975

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you ever typo so bad google can’t even guess what you mean

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I used to think I was ryan gosling in drive (2011), turns out I am ryan gosling in blade runner 2049

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you ever wonder if the reason it’s so easy to daydream is because it’s a life you live in some other universe

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@Delta been on hold for 2 hours after my flight was cancelled for no reason and my father still can’t rebook his ticket

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@JamesGunn jake gyllenhaal for new DC universe batman

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twitter is dead, it’s time to return to myspace

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if I ever got a receipt for how much money I spent on minecraft servers in middle school, I’d probably cry

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I listen to music too loud, I don’t wear enough sunscreen