scheming eunuch

im a big shiny horse looking at itself in the mirror again

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i really only discovered it was supposed to glow today upon finding this picture but it was definitely not glowing by the time we got our hands on it 20 yrs after it was made

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just remembered this useless ass toy my family had that only served to be ugly and offputting and the kids would just whip each other with the hat

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@magikbetty no dude youre gonna belch.

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

hanging out with old irls and out of the blue getting handed a tadc character assignment and then told “oh you seem like youd have watched it” when i said idk tadc like that

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

@magikbetty

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

ladies i implore you not to turn around