Mousy

In the boat until I realized it was just a cardboard box the Freemasons' refrigerator came in.

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Vibe when leaving the Mormon Church—

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@High_Councilor @calvinjburke It’s worth mentioning that the proclamation “The Living Christ” was released 5 years after The Family thingy. Take from that what you will.

[Mousy @mousespraypaint]

I felt worried when I first left the Mormon Church that whatever God or higher power exists was disappointed in me that it took me so long to figure out the lies and unloving nature of that church and leave. But now I feel like this God of the universe is understanding of me

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I literally had a Bishop tell me in a “blessing” that I was friends with Satan in the pre-existence.

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Yeah, I know some don’t like it when people call the Church a cult.

The Mormon Church is a cultity cultibus cultarondo cultity cult cult cult cult.

Not sorry.

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@garris_parker To the missionaries who came into JB’s Big Boy in the University Mall in the 1980s & ordered coke & I brought you root beer instead ‘cause I was a snotty judgmental teenager & you just drank it instead of asking for what you actually ordered—I’m sorry.

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@garris_parker To the missionaries who came into JB’s Big Boy in the University Mall in the 1980s & ordered coke & I brought you root beer instead ‘cause I was a snotty judgmental teenager & you just drank it instead of asking for what you actually ordered—I’m sorry.

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A thing I hated about being in the Mormon Church was feeling guilty for not being more judgmental.

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I’ve been listening to @mormonstories while cleaning our critter cage. Now my pet rats are all leaving the Church.

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@takeoutphoto Might have to try it. You were right about ‘Midnight Mass’ & ‘Everyone is Awesome’ Lego set. We’ve enjoyed both at our house immensely 😀

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I highly recommend Nemo the Mormon. Good stuff.
https://t.co/Fr9KRRSRgJ

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@FakeLDSNewsroom Preach!!

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The absolute only reason I was a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was because I believed it to be true. There is nothing the Church can do now to convince me to stay, now that I know it to be false. Nothing.

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@takeoutphoto Oh wow! I LOVE your dogs!

[Tommie Leydsman @tommie_leydsman]

❤️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Mousy @mousespraypaint]

@LDSdiscussions I’m interested in seeing an indie horror film where God does start killing any prophet who attempts to lead the people astray.

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@scottew A black granite temple would rock.

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So I guess when you start announcing on Twitter that you left the Mormon Church, Mr. Algorithm just knows you’re ready for some wine ads.

[jimmy, the seminary dropout @ope_im_gay]

🎶Mary did you know?
that one day a man
would ask you if you knew?*🎶

*that you were getting pregnant with God's child, which was explained to you BY God, meaning that there's no way you DIDN'T know. there's a man here who is still asking if you knew that. he wrote you a song.

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@JosephSmithsHat Portland Mormons know what equality means. Lester was baptized, given the Priesthood AND then Lester proceeded to baptize & ordain a 3rd man, who was white.

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@nickforbrains dust mite faeces is a great name for a punk band