mozzarella

i love dan and phil and the fremantle dockers
still haven’t recovered from the great crossover of 2026 (see header image)
2012 born-again phannie

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

since i finally have some followers i guess i should introduce myself to #phantwt

- 30
- she/they
- melb
- other interests include the freo dockers, everton, joost klein and käärija
- former pop punk and emo kid
- vintage phannie from 2012 who came
back post hl

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@redstringphairy honestly i’m the kind of person who finds unemployment really hard bc i need some sort of external goal so while i would like to think i would chill if i was them i probably wouldn’t

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@scorpihoes_ no bc they didn’t even try

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@ExhaustedFroggy @luca4dnp sleep on the job 🙂‍↕️

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@ExhaustedFroggy @luca4dnp go to sleep emma xx

[ash𓍊 @tlouxjinx]

haven’t kissed a lesbian yet this pride month and i think that’s honestly quite homophobic

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.

[akila. @becka1icious]

dating app for weird and whimsical people called unhinge

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Sometimes it just makes more sense to pay the ADHD tax upfront, get those pre-cut veggies if it means they’ll actually get used.

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

the netherlands had better not shit the bed this world cup my reputation is riding on it

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

no freo games this week ☹️

[November @postoctobrist]

German top who slaps one of those ‘nett hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg’ stickers on the small of your back

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

i just got two reels back to back of the dutch supporters and the australian supporters

guess who was having more fun

[• • • @whonjata]

daydreaming about the lesbian sex i would be having right now in a perfect world

[Kitler @TropferTropfer]

As a detriment to everyone around me, I speak Dutch at a Joost Klein concert, in other words, your concert videos will be ruined

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@danielhowell

[AWRORA 🐶 @MEGAPLEX @auroraabloom]

Tag ur friend who needs this 💗👹

[૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིაᶻ 𝘇 @velvette4rs]

amor veamos el mundial y cada vez que pateen la pelota nos besamos

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@kitsoutfordnp the reason the builders have been there so long is because they are converting it to a circle

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

@ExhaustedFroggy @danielhowell