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Treating every religion with equal contempt.

70's Bollywood music junkie.

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@aparanjape Or the car is very happy to see the guy in blue shirt.

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@BombayBasanti Perhaps the last good album by Naushad (not counting Pakeezah)

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@ANI removed the part where some Indian official was talking to the Canadian delegation while Vishwaguru was sitting there blank faced. Too bad, CBC is no longer active on this platform.

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#WATCH | PM Modi-Canadian PM Mark Carney bilateral meeting | Evian, France: Canadian PM Mark Carney says, "...Right from the start you have set a high bar for the relationship and what we can do together...We are making very good progress...To be clear, His Excelleny likes a deadline (for India-Canada are actively negotiating a Comprehensive Economic Partnership Agreement (CEPA)) and we like as well. The deadline is to complete by the G20...There is so much more to do together, there is one objective - it is to double our trade by the end of this decade..."

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@vhxp0ni Unsure if tradition of lighting diya in clay garba for nine days and disposing it off on tenth day is still prevalent. Maybe they meant throwing clay garba. (Although why would anyone dispose garba on land instead of water is still a question).

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@_mrchaturvedi Ekkis, Rocky Aur Raani

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@Shobhit3103 And they bring it with them overseas. A young couple recently ruined my "Kill Bill Bloody Affair* experience by chatting throughout the movie - especially the whole Superman analogy by David Carradine at the end.

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@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Canadians have disowned Trudeau.

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@sabeer Actually, the millenials have gotten worse and are imposing their ideas on their kids. Boomers and Gen X to an extent did it better by staying away from religion.

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@gogokaghagraa We have seen his era from Mard to Mohabbaten. He lost my respect when I saw him romancing with Amrita or singing "Dhanno Ki Aankh Sharaabi" with Manisha.

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@karulmodi @IndianTintin_ I hope Jains don't use antibiotics.

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@IndianTintin_ Isn't it true that the monks don't shower or brush their teeth?

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Paid for @reliancejio international roaming pack, and can't even get proper coverage in London. Forget 5G or 4G, even #LTE is sketchy. And the connection went completely dead in Oxford. Never again @JioCare #Jio #jio123recharge

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Wordle 1,817 2/6

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#wordle1817 Stroke of luck

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@DalrympleWill Which script is above Gujarati?

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This happens when your hatred for Gujaratis reaches at an irrational level. Just try to recreate what Deepika did in "Raam Leela", and you will know how strenuous garba can be.

Half baked knowledge is dangerous.

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Very very important point. Wanted to say this for days.

Telgu dance moves >>>>>> Garba.

Like no contest.

You look at Telgu dance moves, you think, I wish I could do that.

You look at Garba, you think, NO ONE should do that.

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@IndiaToday @iHrithik Why can't he move to Hollywood? He has looks for that. Why not be the next Bond or MI villian?

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@gauravsabnis On the same note, check this Reddit thread. The Christians in Gujarat adopted Navratri garba to include Jesus instead goddess, and right wing is now angry because people are having fun

https://t.co/u15Ow5DzJz

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@EarnestCunning9 @blogTO "..For sexual purpose.." is the key phrase here.

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@RZVLAZ I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face

#SouthPark

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@AllForH53698726 Did Adam and Eve wear clothes?