Mariah 🌙

aries | 5e dm | martian | garden witch wondering if the neighborhood kids are scared of her yet

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

*insert joke about my mother here*

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Has a Capricorn ever made you cry? Lol

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

The new @UmActuallyShow season is SO GOOD. Well-executed refresh y’all (@IfyNwadiwe @dropout )

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

All these men going on Love is Blind instead of going to therapy #loveisblind6 #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[kels @missamerjcana]

taylor swift, jack antonoff, and travis kelce in one frame

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

“This is the poorest shit I’ve ever done”
- Nina attempting to light a fire pit with ramen as kindling

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

My anger issues are with the universe at this point

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

Ciri waking the dogs up early by using the litter box in their room at 7am is so real

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

@JacobWysocki I call shotgun

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

No amount of brainwashing we do could make Elon funny

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

My mother, in this year of 2023

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

Flawless pet shaming ex

[Jessie McLaughlin 🌝✨💫 @losfamgeles]

“Can we go to Barbenheimer, Mom?”
Me, “We have Barbenheimer at home.”

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

The amount I don’t want to work rn

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

Omg @vicmmic doing FORMS in the middle of @GameChangerSam

[Mariah 🌙 @mp_hextra]

@loeloe30 Not me with @m0rgandy ‘s birthday present already and telling her I have it bc I’m excited 🫠🫠

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Jonah Hill is banned from Ba Sing Se.