Mads

Hey, tip your servers.

[Mads @mpaigeeeee]

I’m not just back, I’m better.

[Mads @mpaigeeeee]

@SamHeughan can I have both?

[The Outlander Lounge @TheOLLounge]

At least there is no shiplap involved with this remodeling project.
Which would you choose? 🤷🏻‍♀️
#SamHeughan #Memes #DreamKitchen

[Lancaster Dodd @patric_lang]

its really peaceful when you and your s/o decide to take a nap but they fall asleep and you dont so youre just big chillin maybe playin some sudoku while they are just snoozin and god Karen please come back I miss you and I miss the kids so fucking much we can work this ou

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

pov you’re tripping in hobby lobby

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

She was just about to drop some CDC knowledge. Damn.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Italians be like

[‎اڤَلن @astrodropout]

@emilyktatro I prefer, BWTHHYBL

[em ᰔᩚ @ghstfIeurs]

it’s always “wyd” and never “YNMDATLM”

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Pixar: How did you get past security?

Me: *out of breath* I have such a good name for a Ratatouille sequel, Rata-

Pixar, sighing: Rata2ille?

Me: -touille 2 oh man yours is so good

[little raven @anywaysgrace]

this was my friend. please. if u know anything call

[εмιℓy 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @emixsoliz]

I just heard a mother on tik tok say "my kids didn't ask to be born I made the decision to have children. They dont owe me anything and I owe them a good life" and wow that's powerful!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

[dais @theog_dc]

No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests

[Lauren Sanderson @LaurenSanderson]

OVER (AGAIN) LIVE MUSIC VIDEO FEAT. @bsd_wav OUT NOW 🖤⛓✨ https://t.co/zvXmNoi1VV

[ham mike @griffraff97]

do girls shave their balls or is that just a guy thing

[Masu @moremasu]

water is so peaceful to me. whether it’s rain or the sound of the waves at the beach, it’s cleansing. i love it.