Michael Panelli

PR professional. SJSU alum. Bay Area native but #SacramentoProud. Enthusiastic sports fan #GoPats. Views expressed are my own. RT =/= endorsement

[Michael Panelli @mpanelli11]

How is this real life??

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨TRUMP TO SCHOOL KIDS: ‘IRAN WAS 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM KILLING YOU’

[Underdog @Underdog]

They just don’t make ’em like they used to...

Quality is hard to come by these days, so we’re giving away 5 high-quality, throwback jerseys.

To enter, just repost 🔁

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Let’s run it back 😈

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Patriots lost Tom Brady, became one of the worst teams in the league, drafted a QB, traded him after 3 years, drafted another QB, and got back to the Super Bowl all before Josh Allen could get to one

[Michael Panelli @mpanelli11]

The truth of what happened today. Don’t let the government gaslight you into believing their “facts.” Alex Pretti was murdered #AbolishICE

[Andrew Callahan @_AndrewCallahan]

Alex Pretti was killed for standing up to ICE, which stripped him of a gun he never held at them and wasn’t in possession of when they shot him. This was an execution.

Any other account of what happened is a bald-faced lie — including our government’s.

[Michael Panelli @mpanelli11]

Police state

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

“2026 is going to be my year.”

Me and the boys in Greenland next quarter:

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Herb Jones (ankle) listed questionable for Wednesday.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Everyone grieves differently

Erika Kirk:

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

WILD ENDING IN SIXERS-WARRIORS GAME 🤯😳

VJ EDGECOMBE PUTBACK, MAXEY CHASEDOWN BLOCK FOR THE WIN 🔥

(via @NBA)

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Yeah, The Daily Show is absolutely cooking Trump with this one.

They turned his military parade moment into a dog show parody, calling him “lively, aggressive, and incredibly horny.”

Peak satire. Trump’s ego just got treated like a Westminster contestant.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New reporting reveals the Trump administration cut $500 million in deliveries to food banks across the country.

Food banks were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 67 million eggs that never arrived and went to waste instead.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

"LET THEM EAT NOTHING!"

[Michael Panelli @mpanelli11]

@PrizePicks

[Michael Panelli @mpanelli11]

@ThrowbackPATS Really glad I grew up with this era of football. This intro brings back memories. Also this was the game Chad Jackson had a long touchdown!

[Pats Planet 🪐 @PatsPlanet_]

Just once a year please 🙏🏼

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

What if we gave teachers $50k signing bonuses, $100k salaries, and $60k in student loan forgiveness.

You know, the same as ICE gets.

[Alex Muresianu @ahardtospell]

Can’t find the original take, but Devil Went Down to Georgia is the most American folk song ever.

Any other culture it would be a morality play about the dangers of hubris and temptation.

But in America, Johnny just kicks the devil’s ass because he’s him.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

new picture of trump with devil horns just dropped