Michael Patlan

Football enthusiast. Big hairy American winning machine. I AM legal research. I still believe in Michael Patlan.

[Michael Patlan @mpatlan]

@tcblume @kfor 2018 is not the best year to use as a comparison point because medical marijuana was on the ballot. That was the busiest I’ve ever seen my polling place for a primary. The spending was definitely high because the field had multiple wealthy candidates self-funding

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@rseel406 @_TruthZone_ Your never ending list is now three names long.

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@Chilly__J @LegionHoops @TickPick Didn’t realize you knew the Spurs have won the same number of championships as the Knicks, Mets, and Jets combined. Glad we both know this. 👍🏼

[Michael Patlan @mpatlan]

@RedditCFB If you’re measuring anything in your life by how many Jell-O shots are purchased you are a loser.

[Michael Patlan @mpatlan]

@Chilly__J @LegionHoops @TickPick Well one fanbase has seen their team win 5 titles since 1999 and the other is in a city 10x larger with zero titles since 1973 and a 3-1 lead. Not hard to understand

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@PardonMyTake Is this a football/sports podcast or a Spurs foul tracking account? Hard to tell.

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@BarstoolBigCat The Knicks have a 23-6 free throw advantage in the first half. The Spurs have made 14 threes, mostly uncontested. What are you even watching?

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@SeamusHughes “Convinced”

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@sonik0909 @EdMorrissey The Memorial Day post was 2 hours and 35 minutes after his George Floyd post.

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@brock_miller44 @CareyAMurdock You seem to not understand Carey’s point that basketball is a revenue generating program because it has TV revenue. Cutting basketball is one of the dumbest possible ideas.

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@BarstoolBigCat Someone ask them to explain time zones. That is the ultimate test.

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@Et3rnalOptimist @secnumbersguy There’s zero people alive that have witnessed an Oklahoma State football championship. Most of the players were dead when they posthumously bought one for a team 70 years after the fact. Embarrassing!!

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@derektmuller Oklahoma capped it at five attempts last year and also allows for a waiver for good cause shown, but does not specify what that cause may be. Link: https://t.co/302O1PVNAB

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@MarkLynchSC Mark, didn’t this also happen on Donald Trump’s watch? He was President in 2020. Are you going to blame Trump for this?

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@405pokefan @BKsquared7 Those plays were the difference between Oklahoma State going 0-9 in conference and…still going 0-9 in conference since they lost both games by 21+.

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@askjema @OUDaily The only way this helps an out of state student that remains registered elsewhere is if they are from a state that allows absentee ballots postmarked on Election Day. Otherwise they will have had to mail their ballot at least several days earlier.

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@OUDaily Student congress members full of self importance is apparently the only campus tradition older than being off the Friday of OU/Texas weekend.

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@starsgap1986 @CollinRugg It has been reported in numerous media stories when he was arrested and charged in court. It’s probably not being repeated because studies have shown some shooters are motivated by the fame it brings.

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@MsAnnaBaxter @jamestalarico I just want to be clear that in this nonexistent occurrence the lower classes had trillions in wealth. Who were these wealthy lower class people?

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@roddreher He is a 16 year incumbent, so this happened in his tenure. How did he stop it?