Melissa Patterson

[Amy Silverstein, author @ajsilverstein16]

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile:
My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon https://t.co/9ko3Eu53oK

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@protagoniste221 Love when he gets wins!

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

Thought I would do the unusual and order from @DoorDash. An extra $25 on a $40 order just isn't palatable, sorry.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@AuschwitzMuseum Thank you for keeping these ever present. It's hard but good.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@comcast Cool trick to make users install your app in order to activate their internet. At least you can pad your stats, right?

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@dawndawnw @MyGeekBlasphemy No way! This isn't my "The Book," but I just had such vivid flashbacks to reading it!

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

Tell me again why we aren't boarding planes according to seats.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@NHLFlyers @NHLFlyers You have an old pdf of the 21-22 schedule for "how to listen," not the current season. Given most can't watch, may be helpful to update!

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@NewJerseyDEP Good news on the spotted #lanternfly front! Looks like we have predators emerging.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@iansimkins Not sure a numbers game is good apologetics.

[Sharyn Blum @sleepyknave]

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The federal government has announced that the USPS program for free rapid tests will be ending on Friday Sept 2.

Anyone who hasn't placed their maximum number of orders needs to do so in the next 6 days.

Order your rapid home test kits here:
https://t.co/nPzdDqClEg

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[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

When I was growing up, I thought that the chorus of crickets was actually just the sound that night makes.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@mary___cee @EssenceofIman @itzrlryo @msannapanda @rebeccalehmann What is the reason for this kind of policy?

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@worfstaches Woohoo! Love banana pancakes and these look great! And now after seeing this, I raise you:

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

In this age, if you don't accept card, you should need to say that up front.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@dog_rates @worfstaches

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@mrbobodenkirk Happily spent my one free article a month from these folks to read this!

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

@worfstaches I'm starting Gravity Falls! You can check my progress on Hulu

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

I balanced a ceiling fan that was shaky and now I feel invincible.

[Melissa Patterson @MPatt08]

President John Gill showing the need to increase viable organs during his presidential speech.
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