Mike Payer

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If only! If Dems took a shot every time McCarthy lost a Republican, we’d all be unconscious by now🍹

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The Republican Party and its mouthpieces now regularly spread hate and deranged conspiracy theories. It is shocking, but not surprising, that violence is the result. As citizens, we must hold them accountable for their words and the actions that follow.

https://t.co/MQor4NDFeE

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

There’s a new way to sing the Alphabet Song. It’s terrible.

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

If there is a more incompetent corporation than Oncor I can’t think of what it is. #Again? #getthepowerbackon

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Kids, they were called VHS tapes, and the Disney ones used to come in puffy white boxes

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

What happened today to @JussieSmollett must never be tolerated in this country. We must stand up and demand that we no longer give this hate safe harbor; that homophobia and racism have no place on our streets or in our hearts. We are with you, Jussie.

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

#voicesavereagan

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

Hey @pseudochrisespn, it wasn’t luck that won kanepi the second set. Maybe you could be less of a flack for Serena and more of an announcer?

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

Holy sh*t. Meghan McCain dropping the truth like bombs. I don’t know whether to cheer or cry my eyes out.

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

This getting up at the crack of dawn business is for the birds. Oh, wait...

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

Science Fiction Double Feature ( https://t.co/Eqiky1tfQ0 via @Movielizer

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

Watching the US Open golf tournament. Praying for commercials so I don't have to listen to Joe Buck. #OakmontFeatured

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

Apologies to all cheerleaders for comparing you to Joe Buck. #OakmontFeatured

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

@FOXSports, don't waste $$ on gimmicky graphics. Spend it to replace Joe Buck. #SquealsLikeACheerleader #OakmontFeatured

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

It's a game 7. Why are the Stars playing without a goalie?

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

I voted for @mueller_trish (@HomeDepot) in the #CojonesAwards2016! https://t.co/qiZXUA6MiO #SXSW #CMO @nFusion

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

This lion loose in Milwaukee… Why don't we use that Minnesota dentist as bait to lure it out?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The gunman in the Lafayette, Louisiana, movie theater shooting was acting alone, state police Sgt. Brooks David said. http://t.co/ZL6ApbJwd8

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

Dead from terrorists around the world this week vs. dead from "gunmen" in the U.S. Pretty sure we're winning. USA! USA! #GunControlNow

[Mike Payer @mpayer]

I'm no soccer expert but it seems like Michael Bradley's feet have about as much dexterity as his giant, hairless head.