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Lil Poutine Baby

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I’m about to jump off every bridge on this album @taylornation13

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@JakeWallinger Ya it ruled

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This is more stressful than trying to get tickets to The Eras Tour.

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@realfemsapien @allicovington Oh my god

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Petition for all candidates to appear on an episode of Hot Ones. (Walz is heating up a charcoal grill, Kamala is opining on the importance of butter, Trump and Vance both weeping on the first wing, Sean Evans doesn’t remind them not to touch their eyes).

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (watching grainy clips of #LONDONTSTHEERASTOUR on twitter all weekend)

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSwiftLA]

📹 | Travis Kelce made an appearance onstage before “I Can Do It With A Broken Heart”! #LondonTSTheErasTour

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What a shame she’s fucked in the head #ttpdboardmeeting

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@AldermanLaSpata Thanks, alderman! How can local residents help advocate for better bike lanes at this intersection? (The article is behind a paywall!)

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ARGENTINA!!! Queue is open!! 🫶🏼

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Ticketmaster should measure verified fans by how many times they’ve soberly open mouth sobbed to The Long Pond Studio Sessions.

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@lincolnavebike Here ya go!

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New addition to my commute- thanks @ChicagosMayor! @bikelaneuprise @bikegridnow

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@ronythebikeczar Halsted outside of new city, constantly but especially at rush hour!

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@jschulweis @adage @mindbodygreen Congrats!

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@megangailey Ok but actually that dress might be the award!!!

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@msatinover Amazing!! Can’t wait to check it out!!

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@sarahjoyshockey @MartyDeRosa Here’s me and @MartyDeRosa this spring at the lodge! This was my first time out of the house after recovering from Covid and I was fighting the blues pretty hard! I remember feeling immeasurably better after a few claws with Marty. Sending much love my friends!

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@ConradFuhrman @taylorswift13 …someone at ORD camp has got to know Taylor and swifties everywhere deserve this!

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Begging for @taylorswift13 to do to @Ticketmaster what she did to Scooter Braun.

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@claybodybri @Gallegos____ @sammy_mowrey Just popping in to say hi! Also it’s 52 in Chicago right now but feels like a perfect early summer day? Wild