Michael Crider

I got my blue check so I could msg someone. God, please forgive me.
Fractional CMO. Business Strategy. DMs open.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@ShawnMMcCarthy @BarryRoland19 They figure if it's good enough for @Adobe ...

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

A deputy in Brazoria County, TX, watched a few teenage boys work out in a park a recent evening. When they noticed him, they became worried and left. He followed them back to one of the boys' homes and flipped on his lights. The scared driver pulled into his garage, hoping for help from his dad. The deputy walked up and shot him dead. He was unarmed.
https://t.co/mTzf4VeXu0

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@poulsarded @scottbraddock My women friends like them because they don't have to give them an address that's a block away and the Waymo robots never hit on them.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@benkellyone Don't be pissing on pensions.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@irentdumpsters Serious question: landlords and the post office are rarely in sync (re: suite vs unit vs STE vs #). Why is Google so particular?

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@resetbasis That's were my father grew up (east of 45, off Broadway St.), back when the high schools were segregated.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@StarWardsInc @PEoperator The dog is key.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@ClintFiore Not dumb, just inexperienced. Look at how much you learned in 6 months!

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@danlilr @scottbraddock @JohnCornyn It's shameful how many obstacles the state puts between people and the ballot box.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@scottbraddock @JohnCornyn He was OK with 7% voting when it kept him in office.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@Nads_Shariff @stevehunsaker1 This is beautiful.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@lukeburgis 145 characters was the texting limit, intentionally short so messages didn't clog up the network. Texting was a communication channel for carriers to talk with (pre-smart) phones, then the carriers realized that they could charge (per text!) to use it.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@Acyn @grok What do you make of Kayleigh's claim here, was there a religious test in any early state constitution?

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@corbett3000 @jayyeh In HOU and DFW but not yet ATX.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@Miriam2626 Is he even registered in Texas?

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@de3pstate @cd_hooks Notorious for not being able to pay the rent.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@JessicaHuseman Sounds like Paxton doesn't understand how birthday cake works either.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@SteveGuest How much did Nate Paul pay Laura Olson and what were her responsibilities for that salary?

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@texaggie9325 @SeanTrende Gen 49:25
Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb.

Dunno, sounds kind of non binary to me.

[Michael Crider @mpcrider]

@SeanTrende You're bothered by Talarico's "religious left" approach to policy but not by the Christian Nationalists taking over state govt in TX? Noted.