PhillipMahleza

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@KingJayZim Uumm thank you chair, you still got it, I listened to your session this morning and it was a bomb, took me back to the good old days when it was still radio 3 🤗

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@nickmangwana Delish haasi uya wekuba mari yecovid here naDj biscuit😂

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@LegacySiu Luis Suarez

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@xzx_slipknot Jacques Kallis

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@LegacySiu Juan Mata

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@nelsonchamisa Imi musatisembure nekubvunza zvisina basa🚮

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@ZimbabweHistor2 There was one ranga rakanzi We lead they follow

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@HumansNoContext That's Namibia my friend

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@advocatemahere Makarwira mahara nyika yaenda kumawere

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@ESPNcricinfo Happy birthday Andy 🥳🎂

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@BhudhiGhivhi Doto

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@KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim haa necommentary yake unodonha wega rute, mothertrucker always make my day🤣🤣

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7:02pm South Africa have won the toss and they have elected to bowl first.
Ireland vs South Africa, Ireland vs South Africa, 2nd T20I https://t.co/TrSG2TZrGS

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@BhudhiGhivhi Vanga vachida kuti musoro wambuya vako here😂

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@BhudhiGhivhi Classic😂😂

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@meelonmuskusa Derere in shona

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@KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim please be kind, sadza remapfunde nemufushwa wemunyevhe and a few pieces of chicken. The presentation might not be up to scratch but this was a very tasty Sunday dinner.😋

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@BhudhiGhivhi Ayaz zvakaoma shuwa 😂😂

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➡️ ZANU PF PERM SECRETARY FOR INFO (Former?), NICK MANGWANA:
“NO! No, it’s not true AT ALL that President ED ��Strong ZiG’, REFUSED to shake my hand at the helicopter!
His Excellency got momentarily DISTRACTED because an African Hoopoe flew over us at that moment, and it’s his FAVOURITE bird in the World, and he paused to take it in.
Some of you may not know that Munhumutapa is actually a KEEN ornithologist and OFTEN spends his time in NATURE enjoying the tranquil PEACE of birds. That’s how he unwinds from the ARDUOUS task of building an upper-middle class economy.

Anyway, as the magnificent bird FLEW overhead, he PAUSED to take in the majestic FLIGHT and then forgot whose hand he had LAST shaken. You see the distance between me and the NEXT guy was only about THIS WIDE - so naturally, as a man in his twilight years, his memory STUTTERED and he OMITTED me and moved to the next chap.”

➡️ JOURNALIST: “I was THERE Nick. There was NO ‘bird’ there, Sir. When he got to YOU, he looked at you and went “mxm!” and then moved ON quickly to MP Shaky.”

➡️ ZANU PF PERM SECRETARY FOR INFO (Former?), NICK MANGWANA: “ ... ”

➡️ JOURNALIST: “ ... ”

➡️ ZANU PF PERM SECRETARY FOR INFO (Former?), NICK MANGWANA: “ ... The Hoopoe was there.”

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@BhudhiGhivhi Zvinenge zvichibva kupi hanzi anonymous individual 😂😂 I died here