maddie

very unfunny. puppy enthusiast.

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 Is it….GONE?

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 NOOOOOOOO

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@Postmates_Help my original ETA for my order was 5:20 and it now says 7:39, because the delivery person is walking. I live 11 miles from the restaurant so I will need to cancel if this is the case and she will not reply.

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

Remember when Akon was trying to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful and he landed on sexy bitch

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@iamRichieOwens @andreakennedy44

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 LOVE YOU ENDLESSLY

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 I literally JUST saw this on Facebook and then your tweet

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Lol. Metallica gave $750,000.

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 ⏱

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 @Jon_Favreau @ChefRoyChoi YAAAS TIKTOK QUEen b

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 Have you tried peach four lokos

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 @eliistender10 Stop it or I’ll cry

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

Someone come get your dinosaur

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

On the real tho, “peace” will knock you tf out. And with that I say goodnight

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

You guys, I’m really at a point in my life where I get excited that my white noise app has “new sounds”

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 @JayPee51_ Is that a PROBLEM problem tho?

[maddie @mpdxmacleod]

@andreakennedy44 @JayPee51_ It’s not too late

[Klutch @KlutchGame]

So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s