CanIPlayWithDadness

Father of 2 (not 7) sons, I have a Fear of the Dad jokes growing inside me.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

“We have the best algae. The greenest algae. People are saying they’ve never seen algae this beautiful. Lake Michigan? Sad. Hudson River? Weak. Potomac? Total disaster. But our pool? World-class algae. Everybody agrees. MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!”

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

Kinda funny that "certain" people were predicting Sharia Law & mass population exodus in NYC from the Mamdani era, and instead it's like the most joyous the city has ever been 😂

[Warren @swd2]

This is what happens when you give your pool boy a $14,000,000 no bid contract for stuff he’s clearly not qualified to do.

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

BREAKING: Stanford University graduates staged a walkout during Google CEO Sundar Pichai’s keynote address at commencement Sunday.

The walkout was organized by Students for Justice in Palestine and No Tech for Apartheid as a protest against Google’s contracts with the IDF, Dept. of Homeland Security, and ICE.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity.

“You are not numbers or case files.

“You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

I thought they canceled bud light for being too woke. I cannot keep up

[Covie @covie_93]

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

“Until today, we have sold over six million tickets,” FIFA president Gianni Infantino said on Wednesday. “The demand has been unprecedented, not by a little bit, but by a factor of 10 or more.”

Well, if that was the case, nobody told Guadalajara.

There were large sections of empty seats at the Akron Stadium as South Korea fought back from behind to beat Czech Republic in the second game of the World Cup.

✍️ @jwhitey98

FREE TO READ: https://t.co/dPbkYd4dK3

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

There were swathes of empty seats at the Akron Stadium that were particularly concentrated towards the pitchside VIP section at the centre of the east stand, but patches of red seats could be seen throughout — leaving what looked like thousands of empty seats in total.

Tickets in the lower tier cost $500, with those on the sidelines at the top of the stadium’s bowl priced at $400. A large number of empty seats appeared to be in hospitality, costing over $5000 if purchased by supporters, rather than given away by corporate sponsors.

This game was the first true test of the World Cup’s pricing plan — Mexico’s home opener at the Azteca was always going to sell out.

South Korea vs Czech Republic, by contrast, took place between the 25th and 37th ranked sides in the world in one of the tournament’s poorest host cities.

@jwhitey98 on the large number of empty seats at the World Cup's second game — free to read ⬇️

https://t.co/dPbkYd4dK3

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

TRUMP: “I’m not concerned about the latest inflation numbers that came out this morning. I love it. I love the inflation.”

At this point I’m convinced Trump is intentionally trying to destroy the United States.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Never forget.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: When the Iran team landed in Mexico for the World Cup, players wore pins that read "#168."

The design commemorates the number of children killed at a school on the first day of the U.S.-Iran conflict. https://t.co/PGL50Lkw5y

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

What a weird way of saying ISRAEL KILLED Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

Trump is literally passed out slumped in his chair.

Wtf are we doing people

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨Kash Patel has fired all FBI agents tasked with investigating right-wing extremism.