Michael Guastella

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it is now cheaper to just build your own damn house than negotiate with a baby boomer

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@_ZacharyMiller Agreed. Under 20k was the standout feature and that went away. I think this’ll be a flop. Might have a cult following enough to get acquired by a legacy automaker but as a standalone company, probably won’t make it.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@mbrkhrdt So you spent $1100 now to avoid having to spend an extra $200 3 months from now, for a phone that’s one year old and is about to be worth $600 as soon as the new one comes out? Galaxy brain levels of genius.

[ESPN @espn]

The 73-win Warriors entered the Finals as the winningest team in NBA history, while Cleveland carried a 52-year championship drought.

On this day in 2016, Cleveland completed the first 3-1 comeback in NBA Finals history, winning three straight to capture its first championship 🏆

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@fox28columbus Can someone please connect me with the 79 year old woman from this morning’s story in Cleveland who is facing jail time for an unkept yard? I have family in Cleveland and we want to help immediately. Please DM me.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

Just as our forefathers prophesied.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: UFC Freedom 250 delayed by one hour due to inclement weather.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

#hope

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@PolymarketSport

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

Kentucky will be very upset

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

We're not stopping with the Bears. We're heading to Cincinnati tomorrow to see how the Batesville Bengals sounds to them. We are Indiana. We are a football state. We are unstoppable.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@SoyRubik Integrity, values, common sense, not wanting to burden the heirs of the estate, a lack of selfishness….just to name a few. Oh, and the banks denying the loan.

[Michael @MichaelHook_CLE]

The only thing better than a homegrown star is a homegrown star that also hates New York

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@REFLOG18 @cavs He was saving his timeouts for his birthday.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@RealSkipBayless Without the invention of the basketball, Jordan doesn’t even make the playoffs. And he’s your GOAT??

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Shin-Soo Choo used to drive around Cleveland with a BAC higher than the batting average of the Guardians biggest offseason acquisition and they are still leading the AL Central

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

Obviously game 7 was more significant but game 6 was the most fun I have ever had watching a basketball game. Home crowd going insane was so cool to see.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@NickFreiling This is not even what he says. It all depends about your financial position. His point is to not sign up for a $700 car payment while you’re paying off credit cards and student loans. You just need a car that can get you to work. Then when you’re out of debt, you upgrade in cash.

[Freedom 250 @Freedom250]

101-year-old World War II veteran Don Graves — the last surviving flamethrower operator from his battalion, which fought on Iwo Jima — sings “God Bless America” at the National Memorial Day Parade.

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@DaMissingNeedle I don’t disagree, but a lot of people would rather have a repo/salvage with 30k miles on it than a 15-20 yr old car with 200k miles on it. Demand for the latter will be down & the supply of the former will be up. Old cars should crater in value (to what they are actually worth).

[Michael Guastella @mpguastella]

@jfeador @CleGuardians This was our tenth win in a row and this sealed our wild card berth to the postseason. Which ended up lasting one game. Still a fun memory.

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣