Themba Mpho Magcelani

Dare to try.

Own lane, own pace!! Discipline,prayer, sacrifice, commitment, happiness = Winning!

One life. One Love. One Chelsea FC.

[Themba Mpho Magcelani @mpho_thembam]

https://t.co/OOpiJqIA1k

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

‘Mutually assured destruction keeps everyone on their best behaviour’

[Stuart Hamnett @StreetwisestuV2]

Tweet of the day 🤣🤣

[Dear Lolu.💕 @_dearlolu_]

Don’t cheat then come home acting sleepy. Get tf up, you’ve got another pussy to eat.😭

[King Teezy @Teezy_Promking]

“Kea bora neh”

Ele nna ke rotile ke sare ke apara condom 😭😭😭😭

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

“ A man must provide” Yoh!🫩 Just charge me for sex and lets avoid all these unnecessary conversations.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I think it's called the Radio.

[Linqi.🤍 @_mliyana]

“Khayifote kuvele la ndawo ipink nana”

[Bra Zwai(37+) 🧑‍💻 @zwai_ndimba]

"Never had Pedro's before..." kodwa you were weighing over 1 ton not so long ago.. Mnxm thinks we're all ANC voters

[VJR🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Emil0kan]

"Babe I'm at my uncle's place,I can't switch to video call"

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I was so sick one time, umamncane bought me meds and delivered them to me.

While I was chilling with mamkhulu the following day, I asked her to pass me my meds kanti the meds had umamncane’s full name and surname on them 🕊️😭

[Themba Mpho Magcelani @mpho_thembam]

@sibutrader @LordVizo__ Census stats say 4.2% black people divorced and 8.3% white people divorced.

[Lama The Great 🇿🇦 @LamaTheCule]

Awubheke nje 🤯🤯🤯

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

Black women in this country need to wake the hell up.

The white woman in charge of this NGO is raking in millions using you for far more deeper agendas than just "equality".

[Hazel @hazelkotu]

This is them 5 minutes after burying you 😭

[Null @Vhoyde]

Well the ones you want don't want you, otherwise they would DM. So what must happen?

[Kamogelo @Kamo_ndamese]

Ka Thursday 🤍😚